Tehhund
@Tehhund@lemmy.world
- Comment on 1 day ago:
If they could reflect on their lives that well they wouldn’t be CEOs.
- Comment on What should I do if my girlfriend doesn’t listen? 5 days ago:
This sounds a lot like an ex GF of mine and breaking up with her was a very good decision.
- Comment on Hot sauce 1 week ago:
Maybe he’s a heavy drinker and a heavy sleeper.
- Comment on Hot sauce 1 week ago:
Suddenly my kink.
- Comment on You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and... 1 week ago:
Lol welcome to Thunderdome, we have powdered milk.
- Comment on You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and... 1 week ago:
People liking food? Lemmy is full of weirdos.
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- Comment on "You guys are stupid, they're gonna be looking for 256 bit security keys." 2 weeks ago:
I originally thought nobody would try brute forcing simple keys like this, but then the person who found the vulnerability did it so I bet other people have done it. It’s less “gee hope this works” and more “If someone screwed up there key generation this might work,” and screwing up key generation is a known problem. Rare, but it does happen as this case demonstrates.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
That means you have all of the problems!
- Comment on *Throws grenade and runs* 1 month ago:
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Thanks, I read it like hhhhhng which is… different.
- Comment on just temporarily embarrassed billionaires, one good idea or lottery ticket from making it rich 2 months ago:
Someone once suggested that if you become worth $1 billion, we declare that you win capitalism. We confiscate 99% of it and name a dog park in your honor.
- Comment on MechanicIRL 2 months ago:
That was my thought too, but I ran it through 3 detectors and they all think it’s probably real. Probably 🤷
- Comment on Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening? 3 months ago:
Cops are allowed to lie to you relentlessly. Even if they do something illegal like questioning you without reading you your rights, they know you’ll have to fight it in court. Things are stacked in their favor pretty strongly. Even if you end up fighting them in court over a Miranda violation, that’s a problem for the prosecutor, not the cop arresting you.
Be relentlessly polite to the cops while admitting nothing. They usually don’t deserve politeness but it lessen the chance of them harming you.
- Comment on I am someone who works out daily and sweats a lot. Just doing laundry doesn't seem to adequately clean the underarms of my shirts. What are some ways to clean these areas of my clothing better? 4 months ago:
I wash my workout clothes on the roughest setting. Probably shortens the life of the clothes but gets the drink out.
- Comment on Good night, parental units 4 months ago:
Lol my friend got busted for drinking when he was 15 because he shook his dad’s hand.
- Comment on Rough date 4 months ago:
I promised to use this knowledge only for good.
- Comment on Forced to lock in 5 months ago:
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 7 months ago:
“Looking for a career? Do you have at least 6 months of experience as a cage fighter? Text WAFFLE to 123456”
- Comment on My glasses 8 months ago:
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
- Comment on My glasses 8 months ago:
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
- Comment on The wonders of machine translation 8 months ago:
Sausage is just pre-shit.
- Comment on Operation Mar-Kwane 8 months ago:
I am considering challenging him to a cage fight.
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 8 months ago:
tl;dr: the mistress’s vagina was deformed.
(I also have not read it)
- Comment on Home renovations 8 months ago:
Make friends with the legends who live downstairs.
- Comment on No judgement here. Have fun with life yall 8 months ago:
Thanks to alcohol, that phone is now the cleanest thing she’s had in her mouth all night.
- Comment on Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest? 9 months ago:
In the Midwest, obviously.
- Comment on 9 months ago:
- Comment on Anybody have anything nice they'd like to share? 9 months ago:
I just had sex
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 9 months ago:
I’m panlingual — I lick all the people.
