Generals totally watch new recruits shoot for the first time.
Anon goes to boot camp
Submitted 4 weeks ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
ochi_chernye@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
I mean, occasionally they do. Always popping up where you least expect (or want) them, in my experience.
stoy@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Would you say that it happens in…
…general?
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Yeah, had a navy friend who met 2 different admirals during boot camp and 2 more at their first training command. Some times the sharks like to swim in the ponds
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
I have heard in eastern countries its a bit more common to see them compared to western ones
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
And the recruits shoot for their first time at 300 meters
Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
My dad had a similar story. When he got recalled they had to shoot a bunch of nearly depleted ammo for 155 mm arty.
They sit in the field waiting for the command to fire. Guy that has the pull cord had been smoking some weed and was sitting behind the gun drumming.
One of his beats is with the hand in which he has the cord, it was slightly to strong. The gun fires and he gets the recoiling breech block in his face.
My dad jumps on him and keeps his tongue from sliding back in the guys throat. Shouts at the commanding officer to get a medic, finally the guy gets wheeled out by an ambulance. Nothing heard from the guy.
Years later, in a bar he hears some drumming he recognizes. It’s the same guy, he got small fracture at the base of his skull and got an army pension for life. Buys the beers for my dad the rest of the evening.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
That guy must have an amazingly thick skull.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
He was incredibly relaxed, which might have saved him. You see this with drunk drivers too.
GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Unless Anon served in the Russian army, accidentally shooting a rock 10m away would be quite a serious safety breach leading to a good amount of investigations.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Anon is on 4chan and mentioned mandatory service…so yeah, probably Russia or a former Soviet state.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
That’s why anon is going to that guy’s wedding next week; both were kicked out of army.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
In Russian army, rock shoots you.
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
In soviet Russia the pension will get you for life… Jokes aside he won’t get any pension or medical in russian army, just get sent to Ukraine. Cheaper
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I wonder what country this is that has conscription, speaks English and uses meters.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
It might come as a surprise to you, but quite a lot of people in the world learn English as a second language, and terminally online 4chan anons tend to get quite good at it, so this doesn’t narrow it down much.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Yes that’s why the drill sergeant yells in English too
jmastajay@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Singapore
bstix@feddit.dk 4 weeks ago
Læffy?
Wutchilli@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
I want to belive that this is true (and gay)
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Anon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Directed by JJ Abrams.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Nah… He’s marrying the drill sergeant.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn’t be English either. I’ve watched Bob l’éponge and the song is French.
Lyre@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population… So there’s a chance
b0gl@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!
Yorick@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Reading this I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army.
Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.
Manzas@lemdro.id 2 weeks ago
Idk the Lithuanian one translates to about the same in English and service is mandatory in Lithuania.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Wer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)
Maalus@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Russian army is big on spongebob songs.