Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.
Anon seeks enlightenment
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 1 month ago
lauha@lemmy.one 1 month ago
Not all big breasted women suffer from backpains.
Jingling is really annoying though.
B312@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jingle?
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It feels like a bag of coins when you’re touching it.
Dampyr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve got a question for you. What’s heavier, a kiogram of coins or a kilogram of bills? That’s right a kilogram of coins, because coins are heavier than bills
Trail@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is this supposed to be a joke or a parody of something?
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dead serious issues that I expect to see addressed in the VP debate.
Podunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The premise is based, but fuck me, the message is actually a good life lesson.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 month ago
Both have the same value, but big tits are heavier and therefore worse. Ahhhh enlightenment
JadeEast@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Bills won’t weigh you down when you’re hiking or make your pocket sag if they’re there a long time.
m0darn@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Can’t use 100’s in a lot of places.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Can’t use coins in a lot of places as well.
arin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a matter of the places you’re going into…
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
the coins because you could also throw them at people
burgeoning@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Dollar coins are just as inconvenient as the rest of them. I guess 50c is the worst with its sharp corners.
Banichan@dormi.zone 1 month ago
Always a psycho/socio in the comments 😂
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Happy cake day, gentleperson.
Fleur_@lemm.ee 1 month ago
The size of the breast is irrelevant, the size of the girl is everything
untorquer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
*woman.
The word you meant is woman.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Omfg I was also enlightened by this
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then everyone clapped. That clap’s name? Albert Musk.
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 month ago
And then the bus fell on its side, amen brother 🙏
ThunderChunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Heavier boobs hold more value…I do like big heavy boobs…
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Are you an owner or a renter?
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’ve stolen some, traded some, and now I’m left with one small boob and one big boob in a freezer, what do
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As do I, but I can also see the hate they get. One of my partners ended up getting a reduction from like DDD to B and she’s much happier and is better physically for it. My wife kept her DD and they’re great too.
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to terms that big tiddies and small tiddies are both still tiddies, and tiddies are fun to play with no matter the size.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can motorboat a bag of coins, while it’s possible with a single bill it’s pointless.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Let me know when you want me to prove you wrong
Regards, Bill
Grayox@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Never thought id see a koan in green text.
merc@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I wonder if there is any evolutionary advantage to larger breasts. AFAIK, there’s no difference in their ability to deliver milk to babies. And smaller breasts probably have an advantage in a woman’s movement and agility, not to mention avoiding back pain. Humans also seem to be the only animal that has larger breasts than necessary – OTOH, humans are also the only mammal that walks upright, so there are other biological differences.
If it’s the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Milk cows have larger breasts than necessary, but that’s from artificial breeding rather than any sort of evolution or adaptation.
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 month ago
Their larger breasts are necessary since they require a high milk output to reproduce effectively (due to selective pressure of breeding)
Just because the pressure is not “natural” doesn’t mean its not real.
vividspecter@lemm.ee 1 month ago
If it’s the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.
It’s not like large breasts are more common than not large (unless you mean anything larger than nothing at all). I suspect there was a random mutation, and it didn’t hurt their reproduction chances but it didn’t help either. So you end up with a variety of breast sizes.
merc@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
For some reason, only one ape species ever has non-small breasts. You never get large breasted gorillas, chimpanzees or bonobos even though they share 98% of their DNA with us. What is it about humans that means that that trait was evolutionarily advantageous? It’s obviously a feature with significant disadvantages, so what is the advantage that offsets that for humans in a way that it doesn’t for other great apes?
PineRune@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One can be folded into oragami. The other can be shot from a slingshot. I am truly enlightened.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
oh shit BOTH is the answer
TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think either of these would be very fun for the woman they’re attached to…