Mycatiskai
@Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
That sounds like you are making yourself indispensable.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
If your chef has a nose and taste buds he should be able to figure it out by remaking it a few times.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
Washed chicken is a stupid concept, I was including the unwashed part because that is the default state of uncooked chicken.
Unless you accidentally drop a chicken on the floor and don’t want to waste it, there isn’t a reason to wash it.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
I often wash my beef and pork with a vinegar mixture called mustard then scrub it with a dry abrasive spice mix before I put it on a smoker for a few hours before searing the outside for a few minutes.
I don’t know how I survived before these meat washing times.
- Comment on I wanna ROCK 2 weeks ago:
They should just be rugged individuals and use a bag, it helps get over the ingrained Marxist socialist brainwashing that will get them fake breathing as soon as they pass out from the overwhelming yearning to be free.
The bag on their head shows they must break the yoke of communism and be independent
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 2 weeks ago:
Unwashed Chicken is totally safe if you do this one amazing trick.
Cook it properly.
If you don’t know how to do that by sight or touch then buy yourself a instant read thermometer.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione pleads not guilty to murdering health insurance CEO 4 weeks ago:
My partner was listening to some online people that said he was given a good treatment by the jailhouse barber and that is why he has a better haircut and shave than the average perp but he was probably only in holding not full on jail so he might not have been where a inmate barber was available so it could have been done by the state to make him look more put together and menacing to his “terror” targets.
- Comment on Anon hates smartphones 4 weeks ago:
Yeah it is totally the phone’s fault that this person is unable to date other people, that is their biggest problem with smartphones, not the Internet.
- Comment on Helldivers 2's first licensed crossover is also Killzone's official debut on PC, sort of 4 weeks ago:
Super earth crushes individualism in its helldivers. You are a defrosted soldier and you will do your duty. What you wear only matters in how long you last before the next defrosted soldier gets thrown into the meat grinder.
- Comment on Anon reaches encopenment. 5 weeks ago:
That is ArbitraryValue not spez.
- Comment on Discussion - what is the last movie you couldn't finish? 1 month ago:
Three last ones were:
Some blatant ripoff of Silence of the Lambs/ generic serial killer movie with Martin Lawrence and John Malkovich. Got 30 mins in and they may as well have used the same sets as SotL because somehow serial killers get the largest cells in the world so they can paint and look at files for murder cases and make phone calls to detectives just before they go to the execution chamber. - Mindcage
The last Die hard move, Barely mentally there Bruce Willis destroying moscow during a car chase just so he can yell at his son. - A good Day to Die Hard
Some Garbage Marky Mark movie set in Boston where he was a private eye or something, we got 30 mins in and it was so bad we guessed how obvious they were being and how bad it was going to be and skipped to the end to see if we were right. (we were) - Spenser Confidential
- Comment on You don't need to answer this 1 month ago:
Say it like a Canadian. It’s aboot time.
- Comment on You don't need to answer this 1 month ago:
It’s not funny it’s 🥾⏳
- Comment on New oven and they lock the air fryer functionality behind wifi. 1 month ago:
I use 2-3 squares of toilet paper to wipe and dry. I don’t want to run the electrical wires to hook up a fancy bidet with a hot air blower
- Comment on New oven and they lock the air fryer functionality behind wifi. 1 month ago:
For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.
- Comment on BIOMES 2 months ago:
Only if they marry Bobby Itch or Jim Wrought.
- Comment on BIOMES 2 months ago:
Ephemeral Pond IIII. I am named after my great grandfather.
- Comment on Toast 2 months ago:
That’s good to know. So everything after and including the ? is not needed?
- Comment on Toast 2 months ago:
The burnt toast is likely a mistaken reference to a Canadian Heritage Minute about an epileptic woman who smelled burnt toast when she had seizures. A pioneering neurosurgeon kept his patients awake while probing their exposed brain to find and burn out malfunctioning nerves. It is actually epilepsy not a stroke that the burnt toast thing is associated with, not that everyone with epilepsy smells burnt toast, that was just the famous one that most Canadians of a certain age will know.
Here it is for anyone curious. youtu.be/pUOG2g4hj8s?si=ZdFcRR0a3Q3FaAf4
- Comment on same as it ever was 2 months ago:
I had a book of graffiti, one of them was described as an arrow written up a wall next to a urinal up to the ceiling where a message read “by the time you’ve read this message, you have pissed on your shoes.”
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 2 months ago:
Even a wrapped rancid weiner doesn’t stand alone. The beans and bush are gonna stink.
- Comment on Anon's body is a machine 3 months ago:
Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.
I know I was.
- Comment on Anon is a test subject 3 months ago:
To anyone not aware of sleep apnea it wouldn’t seem like there was anything wrong with my sleep. I don’t snore, I just don’t breathe continuously when unconscious.
It took about 2 years to fully recover mentally from decades of this shitty sleep. I only found out from visiting my parents and my mom saw me not breathing while I was asleep on the couch. I’ve also had 6 sleep studies in 11 years to try and figure out why it is happening but it is idiopathic.
I can’t remember what people on Reddit with UARS found to be the best treatment but the biggest step always seemed to be getting a doctor to diagnose it properly instead of just signing it off at regular sleep apnea. I hope you find a treatment that helps. The brain can bounce back, so don’t give up hope that you can get your mind back.
- Comment on Patient Exposed to Bat in Minnesota Dies From Rabies, Officials Say 3 months ago:
If a bat ever is in a room with you, get a rabies vaccine ASAP. Even if you think it wasn’t even close to you. Rabies has no cure and the vaccine only works within a certain time frame.
If you start showing symptoms like fear of water it is already too late, only one teenage girl was ever cured of it and extraordinary measures were taken like an induced coma and massive antivirals, she still didn’t fully recover.
I know this stuff because I got to work with bats once but didn’t come close to touching them, just the bags they were in. My partner is fully vaccinated and has prophylactic shots every year or two because she actually gets bitten by them often (apparently the rabies infected ones are a lot more bitey than uninfected ones).
- Comment on Anon seeks enlightenment 3 months ago:
Balanced on what though?
- Comment on Butts 4 months ago:
If you can breathe through the butt as you can through your mouth, can you eat with your butt as well?
Was South Park right and you can put a turkey up your ass and digest it?
- Comment on Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs 4 months ago:
After I made the comment I looked it up and realized I have actually seen it and that is how forgettable it is.
- Comment on Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs 4 months ago:
I didn’t even realize there was an Assassin’s Creed movie.
Must have blinked and missed it.
- Comment on ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ still No. 1 on its fifth week in theaters as hit film rakes in another $3.6M to kick off a weekend 4 months ago:
Ronald Raygone was the original mentally unfit resident.
I somehow doubt the movie will go much into his complete lack of mental capacity in his last years in office.
Also I doubt there will be much mention in the movie of Nancy Reagan being the Blowjob Queen of Hollywood, or at least the MGM studio lot.
- Comment on Ideal Shrek Zone 4 months ago:
My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.
