Mycatiskai
@Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
- Comment on BIOMES 3 days ago:
Only if they marry Bobby Itch or Jim Wrought.
- Comment on BIOMES 3 days ago:
Ephemeral Pond IIII. I am named after my great grandfather.
- Comment on Toast 6 days ago:
That’s good to know. So everything after and including the ? is not needed?
- Comment on Toast 6 days ago:
The burnt toast is likely a mistaken reference to a Canadian Heritage Minute about an epileptic woman who smelled burnt toast when she had seizures. A pioneering neurosurgeon kept his patients awake while probing their exposed brain to find and burn out malfunctioning nerves. It is actually epilepsy not a stroke that the burnt toast thing is associated with, not that everyone with epilepsy smells burnt toast, that was just the famous one that most Canadians of a certain age will know.
Here it is for anyone curious. youtu.be/pUOG2g4hj8s?si=ZdFcRR0a3Q3FaAf4
- Comment on same as it ever was 1 week ago:
I had a book of graffiti, one of them was described as an arrow written up a wall next to a urinal up to the ceiling where a message read “by the time you’ve read this message, you have pissed on your shoes.”
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 1 week ago:
Even a wrapped rancid weiner doesn’t stand alone. The beans and bush are gonna stink.
- Comment on Anon's body is a machine 1 month ago:
Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.
I know I was.
- Comment on Anon is a test subject 1 month ago:
To anyone not aware of sleep apnea it wouldn’t seem like there was anything wrong with my sleep. I don’t snore, I just don’t breathe continuously when unconscious.
It took about 2 years to fully recover mentally from decades of this shitty sleep. I only found out from visiting my parents and my mom saw me not breathing while I was asleep on the couch. I’ve also had 6 sleep studies in 11 years to try and figure out why it is happening but it is idiopathic.
I can’t remember what people on Reddit with UARS found to be the best treatment but the biggest step always seemed to be getting a doctor to diagnose it properly instead of just signing it off at regular sleep apnea. I hope you find a treatment that helps. The brain can bounce back, so don’t give up hope that you can get your mind back.
- Comment on Patient Exposed to Bat in Minnesota Dies From Rabies, Officials Say 1 month ago:
If a bat ever is in a room with you, get a rabies vaccine ASAP. Even if you think it wasn’t even close to you. Rabies has no cure and the vaccine only works within a certain time frame.
If you start showing symptoms like fear of water it is already too late, only one teenage girl was ever cured of it and extraordinary measures were taken like an induced coma and massive antivirals, she still didn’t fully recover.
I know this stuff because I got to work with bats once but didn’t come close to touching them, just the bags they were in. My partner is fully vaccinated and has prophylactic shots every year or two because she actually gets bitten by them often (apparently the rabies infected ones are a lot more bitey than uninfected ones).
- Comment on Anon seeks enlightenment 1 month ago:
Balanced on what though?
- Comment on Butts 2 months ago:
If you can breathe through the butt as you can through your mouth, can you eat with your butt as well?
Was South Park right and you can put a turkey up your ass and digest it?
- Comment on Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs 2 months ago:
After I made the comment I looked it up and realized I have actually seen it and that is how forgettable it is.
- Comment on Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs 2 months ago:
I didn’t even realize there was an Assassin’s Creed movie.
Must have blinked and missed it.
- Comment on ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ still No. 1 on its fifth week in theaters as hit film rakes in another $3.6M to kick off a weekend 2 months ago:
Ronald Raygone was the original mentally unfit resident.
I somehow doubt the movie will go much into his complete lack of mental capacity in his last years in office.
Also I doubt there will be much mention in the movie of Nancy Reagan being the Blowjob Queen of Hollywood, or at least the MGM studio lot.
- Comment on Ideal Shrek Zone 2 months ago:
My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.
- Comment on Ideal Shrek Zone 2 months ago:
This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.
- Comment on 5 Reasons Why Bill Skarsgard's The Crow Remake Bombed At The Box Office 2 months ago:
I thank you for saving me the trouble of looking up the wikipedia article for the plot synopsis.
- Comment on Star Stuff 2 months ago:
Now everybody look under your seat for the keys to your brand new Star Stuff.
- Comment on Anon wants to play a game 3 months ago:
Actually even better would be use them to take out a bunch of meats and other bloody trimmings to throw off the scent.
- Comment on Anon wants to play a game 3 months ago:
So you are saying to only use the bag for transport. Leave the bags out in the sun afterwards.
- Comment on It takes different personalities 3 months ago:
I was a manager of a warehouse for years on night shift. I had no bosses except for one hour at the end of my shift.
As long as we got our shit done I didn’t care what people did. They complained on days we weren’t doing stuff that would help their shift once we got our work done. The solution our shift came up with was making sure the guys timed their work to finish just before the end of the shift so they wouldn’t have any expectation to do day shift work.
They did some sweeping to pretend they were helping days but no actual extra work.
- Comment on Anon wants to play a game 3 months ago:
Shovel, biodegradable garbage bags and zip ties.
- Comment on Borderlands stunt coordinator says the film was originally shot with an R-rating in mind 3 months ago:
Just to add in that Borderlands made 8.8 million it’s first weekend. How is some exec board going to blame this on someone below them. I bet that billion dollar box office from D & W is really making them salivate and cry at the same time.
- Comment on Borderlands stunt coordinator says the film was originally shot with an R-rating in mind 3 months ago:
Deadpool is looking to hit $1 billion in 3 weeks. They’re worried about not making money with an R rated movie. They’re out of their minds, back when I was a kid my dad took me and four friends to see Starship Troopers. There are ways to see R rated movies even if you are not old enough. If it isn’t rated NC-17 then kids will get in to see it.
- Comment on Election Live Updates: Trump Tells Christians ‘You Won’t Have to Vote Anymore’ 3 months ago:
In terms anyone who is currently gaming knows that managed democracy isn’t the side of the good guys.
- Comment on Anon makes up a word 4 months ago:
Hand or blow?
- Comment on Palestinians living abroad have accused Microsoft of closing their email accounts without warning - cutting them off from crucial online services 4 months ago:
IBM machines were used to tabulate the census used to track the Jewish people in Germany before the war and during the Holocaust, they tracked and counted everything happening in the concentration camps on IBM punch cards.
- Comment on Aspirations 4 months ago:
What about job applications?
Those skills are used when filling out forms that are going to be AI processed and need to have all the keywords from the job ad jammed into each answer.
- Comment on Anon is a test subject 4 months ago:
Your brain can take a hell of a lot of abuse until it can’t.
I was holding it together for nearly 3 decades before it was unable to keep up with major sleep deprivation anymore. 10-12 hours of sleep a night and a nap midday couldn’t keep me going.
I was blacking out time while driving, had barely any memory, had involuntary muscle spasms and couldn’t physically recover from injury in a reasonable time.
Once I started on CPAP I recovered by leaps and bounds, I sleep way less but am fully present in the world, like being on high dose of caffeine without taking anything.
- Comment on Julia Louis-Dreyfus Calls ‘Bulls—‘ Over Complaints That ‘Comics Can’t Be Funny Now’ Due to P.C. Culture: It’s Not an ‘Impossible Time to Be Funny’ 5 months ago:
Punching down isn’t funny either punch up or yourself.
A female comedian I heard recently told a great joke about dating a trans person. Below is the link to her set. The joke is about 9 mins in but the whole set is worth a listen.