Mycatiskai

@Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates smartphones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it is totally the phone’s fault that this person is unable to date other people, that is their biggest problem with smartphones, not the Internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helldivers 2's first licensed crossover is also Killzone's official debut on PC, sort of⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Super earth crushes individualism in its helldivers. You are a defrosted soldier and you will do your duty. What you wear only matters in how long you last before the next defrosted soldier gets thrown into the meat grinder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reaches encopenment.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That is ArbitraryValue not spez.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion - what is the last movie you couldn't finish?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Three last ones were:

  Some blatant ripoff of Silence of the Lambs/ generic serial killer movie with Martin Lawrence and John Malkovich. Got 30 mins in and they may as well have used the same sets as SotL because somehow serial killers get the largest cells in the world so they can paint and look at files for murder cases and make phone calls to detectives just before they go to the execution chamber. - Mindcage

  The last Die hard move, Barely mentally there Bruce Willis destroying moscow during a car chase just so he can yell at his son. - A good Day to Die Hard

  Some Garbage Marky Mark movie set in Boston where he was a private eye or something, we got 30 mins in and it was so bad we guessed how obvious they were being and how bad it was going to be and skipped to the end to see if we were right. (we were) - Spenser Confidential

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't need to answer this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Say it like a Canadian. It’s aboot time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't need to answer this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not funny it’s 🥾⏳

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New oven and they lock the air fryer functionality behind wifi.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use 2-3 squares of toilet paper to wipe and dry. I don’t want to run the electrical wires to hook up a fancy bidet with a hot air blower

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New oven and they lock the air fryer functionality behind wifi.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIOMES⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if they marry Bobby Itch or Jim Wrought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIOMES⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ephemeral Pond IIII. I am named after my great grandfather.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s good to know. So everything after and including the ? is not needed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The burnt toast is likely a mistaken reference to a Canadian Heritage Minute about an epileptic woman who smelled burnt toast when she had seizures. A pioneering neurosurgeon kept his patients awake while probing their exposed brain to find and burn out malfunctioning nerves. It is actually epilepsy not a stroke that the burnt toast thing is associated with, not that everyone with epilepsy smells burnt toast, that was just the famous one that most Canadians of a certain age will know.

  Here it is for anyone curious. youtu.be/pUOG2g4hj8s?si=ZdFcRR0a3Q3FaAf4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a book of graffiti, one of them was described as an arrow written up a wall next to a urinal up to the ceiling where a message read “by the time you’ve read this message, you have pissed on your shoes.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets up with a girl⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even a wrapped rancid weiner doesn’t stand alone. The beans and bush are gonna stink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's body is a machine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.

  I know I was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a test subject⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To anyone not aware of sleep apnea it wouldn’t seem like there was anything wrong with my sleep. I don’t snore, I just don’t breathe continuously when unconscious.

  It took about 2 years to fully recover mentally from decades of this shitty sleep. I only found out from visiting my parents and my mom saw me not breathing while I was asleep on the couch. I’ve also had 6 sleep studies in 11 years to try and figure out why it is happening but it is idiopathic.

  I can’t remember what people on Reddit with UARS found to be the best treatment but the biggest step always seemed to be getting a doctor to diagnose it properly instead of just signing it off at regular sleep apnea. I hope you find a treatment that helps. The brain can bounce back, so don’t give up hope that you can get your mind back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patient Exposed to Bat in Minnesota Dies From Rabies, Officials Say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If a bat ever is in a room with you, get a rabies vaccine ASAP. Even if you think it wasn’t even close to you. Rabies has no cure and the vaccine only works within a certain time frame.

  If you start showing symptoms like fear of water it is already too late, only one teenage girl was ever cured of it and extraordinary measures were taken like an induced coma and massive antivirals, she still didn’t fully recover.

  I know this stuff because I got to work with bats once but didn’t come close to touching them, just the bags they were in. My partner is fully vaccinated and has prophylactic shots every year or two because she actually gets bitten by them often (apparently the rabies infected ones are a lot more bitey than uninfected ones).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon seeks enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Balanced on what though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can breathe through the butt as you can through your mouth, can you eat with your butt as well?

  Was South Park right and you can put a turkey up your ass and digest it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  After I made the comment I looked it up and realized I have actually seen it and that is how forgettable it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t even realize there was an Assassin’s Creed movie.

  Must have blinked and missed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ still No. 1 on its fifth week in theaters as hit film rakes in another $3.6M to kick off a weekend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ronald Raygone was the original mentally unfit resident.

  I somehow doubt the movie will go much into his complete lack of mental capacity in his last years in office.

  Also I doubt there will be much mention in the movie of Nancy Reagan being the Blowjob Queen of Hollywood, or at least the MGM studio lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ideal Shrek Zone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ideal Shrek Zone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 Reasons Why Bill Skarsgard's The Crow Remake Bombed At The Box Office⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thank you for saving me the trouble of looking up the wikipedia article for the plot synopsis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Stuff⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now everybody look under your seat for the keys to your brand new Star Stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to play a game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually even better would be use them to take out a bunch of meats and other bloody trimmings to throw off the scent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to play a game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So you are saying to only use the bag for transport. Leave the bags out in the sun afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It takes different personalities⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a manager of a warehouse for years on night shift. I had no bosses except for one hour at the end of my shift.

  As long as we got our shit done I didn’t care what people did. They complained on days we weren’t doing stuff that would help their shift once we got our work done. The solution our shift came up with was making sure the guys timed their work to finish just before the end of the shift so they wouldn’t have any expectation to do day shift work.

  They did some sweeping to pretend they were helping days but no actual extra work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to play a game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shovel, biodegradable garbage bags and zip ties.