Imagine your the foremost expert in the world on tortoise mating and your settling into the theatre for the new hit movie, Jurassic Park.
the sweet sound of turtles fucking 😍 🐢
Submitted 1 week ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Waldowal@lemmy.world 1 week ago
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Sex sex sex sex sex sex
thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 1 week ago
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Tortoises ≠ Turtles
themoken@startrek.website 1 week ago
Tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises. Same with toads being frogs.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m gonna choose to believe you without verifying. And I’ll probably repeat this to someone who actually knows something about this.
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Having Sux?
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 1 week ago
sox
some good knee-highs
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 1 week ago
Having six what?
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 1 week ago
Martinis?
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
No, it clearly says sox.
exasperation@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Use context clues. It’s about sounds, so it’s obviously sax.