It’s just a less charming version of thisImage
This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Peck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Whatever this is is not charming.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon
stickly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait until they discover the
hookahwater cooled robot smokerMickey7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you read it closely - you can get a “tandem” set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
sidelove@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
God gave us two nostrils for a reason.
Blackout@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Two tubes one butt?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is the way.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this ‘tandem’ and just having two sets of 'single’s ?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The tandem is for 2 people. You each get your own set of tubing
serenissi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
robot is just older version if ai
Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drugery
itkovian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My first thought was: this is a hookah.
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you know about hookah?
Alteon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It’s mostly a young person thing, but yeah…not an uncommon thing around here at least.
deepus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Of course! Saw one last night!
itkovian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hookah? I hardly know her
Botzo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
mateofeo85@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do you put the tube in your butthole?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
you could have someone else do it, if you want
Botzo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!
Allero@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
How did that work?
stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a gag gift, the implication is that you’d put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That looks interesting - what is the tubing for?
GargleBlaster@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Automatic butt ejector.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Man if the 50s weren’t so racist they’d’ve loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Yeah.
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism…), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the “spontaneously combusted” folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I’d known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
orangeyouglad@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He’s still caught on fire. 0/10. don’t recommend
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For those of you not familiar with it - there is a thing called an oxygen concentrator. You plug it in and it delivers almost 100% oxygen by filtering out the 80% of non oxygen gases in the ambient air. Most forced to use it fucked their lungs up from smoking. And you will find many continuing to smoke butts while they have a cannula in their nose delivering oxygen.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d hit that
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
surprised it wasn’t made with flavor -lead™
“radium? more like Radi-yum!”
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m sure thete’s pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Forever chemicals don’t kill you.
But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
WHEW
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Autocancer-inator
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
A hookah but worse
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
And safer. Had a friend die in a fire. He lit his bedroom by dropping his cigarette when he fell asleep
jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Permits those confined to bed to smoke.”
5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Big horny