It’s just a less charming version of thisImage
This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"
Submitted 11 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Peck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Whatever this is is not charming.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon
stickly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait until they discover the
hookahwater cooled robot smokerMickey7@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you read it closely - you can get a “tandem” set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
sidelove@lemmy.world 11 months ago
God gave us two nostrils for a reason.
Blackout@fedia.io 11 months ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Two tubes one butt?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is the way.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this ‘tandem’ and just having two sets of 'single’s ?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The tandem is for 2 people. You each get your own set of tubing
serenissi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
robot is just older version if ai
Revan343@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drugery
itkovian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My first thought was: this is a hookah.
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you know about hookah?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
Is it supposed to be a secret?
Alteon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It’s mostly a young person thing, but yeah…not an uncommon thing around here at least.
deepus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Of course! Saw one last night!
itkovian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hookah? I hardly know her
Botzo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
mateofeo85@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do you put the tube in your butthole?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
you could have someone else do it, if you want
Botzo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!
Allero@lemmy.today 11 months ago
How did that work?
stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a gag gift, the implication is that you’d put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That looks interesting - what is the tubing for?
GargleBlaster@feddit.org 11 months ago
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Automatic butt ejector.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Man if the 50s weren’t so racist they’d’ve loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Yeah.
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism…), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the “spontaneously combusted” folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I’d known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
orangeyouglad@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He’s still caught on fire. 0/10. don’t recommend
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For those of you not familiar with it - there is a thing called an oxygen concentrator. You plug it in and it delivers almost 100% oxygen by filtering out the 80% of non oxygen gases in the ambient air. Most forced to use it fucked their lungs up from smoking. And you will find many continuing to smoke butts while they have a cannula in their nose delivering oxygen.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d hit that
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 11 months ago
surprised it wasn’t made with flavor -lead™
“radium? more like Radi-yum!”
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m sure thete’s pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Forever chemicals don’t kill you.
But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 11 months ago
WHEW
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Autocancer-inator
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 11 months ago
A hookah but worse
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
And safer. Had a friend die in a fire. He lit his bedroom by dropping his cigarette when he fell asleep
jordanlund@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Permits those confined to bed to smoke.”
5in1k@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Big horny