It’s just a less charming version of thisImage
This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"
Submitted 13 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Man if the 50s weren’t so racist they’d’ve loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
stickly@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Wait until they discover the
hookahwater cooled robot smokerMickey7@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
If you read it closely - you can get a “tandem” set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
sidelove@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
God gave us two nostrils for a reason.
Blackout@fedia.io 12 hours ago
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Two tubes one butt?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
This is the way.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I’d known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Automatic butt ejector.
Botzo@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Allero@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
How did that work?
mateofeo85@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Do you put the tube in your butthole?
Botzo@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 hours ago
you could have someone else do it, if you want
serenissi@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
robot is just older version if ai
Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drugery
GargleBlaster@feddit.org 12 hours ago
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I’d hit that
orangeyouglad@lemmy.today 11 hours ago
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He’s still caught on fire. 0/10. don’t recommend
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Yeah.
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism…), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the “spontaneously combusted” folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 hours ago
surprised it wasn’t made with flavor -lead™
“radium? more like Radi-yum!”
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I’m sure thete’s pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Forever chemicals don’t kill you.
But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 hours ago
WHEW
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.
jordanlund@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
“Permits those confined to bed to smoke.”
5in1k@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Big horny