Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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• Blurstoftimes@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.

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  • Ersatz86@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    and know how much meth either commodity will afford them

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I get the point but…I mean… in this economy…and if it’s from companies…

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    • Blurstoftimes@feddit.online ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didn’t see nuttin!

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kid Rock makes music for people who listen to Kid Rock.

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  • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Kind of a rephrasing of one of my favorite quotes:

    “Music is everything that one listens to with the intention of listening to music. ” — Luciano Berio, Two Interviews (1985)

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was going to upset about that last one, until “but don’t” part.

  I got EVERY weekend, bitch. And made the most of it.

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What has 50 feet and 9 teeth? Front row at a Kid Rock concert.

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every time I read this the number of feet gets bigger, and the number of teeth gets smaller. Fantastic.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kid Rock makes music for people who have lost a toe in the divorce.

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kid Rock makes music for people who spend money to get tattoos of their kids but don’t pay their child support.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kid Rock is the king of trailer park anthems. The sultan of Methmusic.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Does kid rock still make music? I remember bahwitdaba was like 25 years ago. Never heard of another kid rock song besides that.

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  • tpyo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There was also that one where he rhymed “things” with “things”

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And that one was a rip off of Busy Bee. Like most racist pieces of shit he can’t come up with something on his own so he stole it.

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjX8GQ4QJQ

    And by stole I mean stole. He did not pay to sample it.

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Guys why is Kid Rock an adult

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Middle-aged Rock.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  kid rock must have been so mad when he found out the genre was called kidz bop and he fucked up his stage name

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • paranoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • khanh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I need someone talented to make a gif of doom, but with this car face over the doomguy’s face.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kid Rock is like that guy who prefers sex with children.

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