Nice to hear Florida Man has a voice. You, sir are a legend :)
Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Haven’t seen it mentioned here, so a word to the wise: their beaks are somewhere sharp-edged, and if we’re to grasp the beak and your hand were to slide lengthwise (towards or away from the tip), you could sustain a nasty cut.
Source: adolescent me harassing pelicans that were a lil too inquisitive about my days’ fishing catch on a dock somewhere near Cedar Key, FL.
WereHacker@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
Some real advice
Archer@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Hey fellow Keys guy! Grew up partly on Summerland Key
tilefan@lemm.ee 1 week ago
good to know. was it like a bad, dirty paper cut?
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It was precisely like a bad, dirty paper cut that stank of fish munge.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Tasty