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US problems require US solutions

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think he knows about second gun, Pip.

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why is the mental image of Pippin shooting Aragorn so fucking funny I’m gonna shit my pants laughing

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah the old n+1 guns gambit

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is like the most USA thing i have ever read and- yeah whatever i wonder if this is even real or just a movie trope atp

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    • Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This absolutely is a thing in some gun circles. They will open carry their main weapon, and then ankle holster a small derringer style. And every gun nut will point to stories like this and say SEE IM NOT CRAZY.

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      • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You have to admit, he was right.

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      • DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thing is if I was this guy I would feel 100% vindicated because of this moment.

        I think it would make sense depending on where at in the us you live. If you live in a high crime metropolitan area then I’d say go for it.

        If you live in the Styx or in a relatively low crime area its overkill.

        On the other hand, sometimes when a criminal sees you have a gun they just shoot you immediately that has happened in my city several times, someone pulls a gun on them but holds it like a limp dick because they are scared and the thing they don’t realize is the person robbing them at gun point likely uses that gun every day…

        Its nuanced and I really don’t know the solution to it at all because if you take them away from everyone those people that use them every day and rob people at gun point will still have them and if you’re counting on the police to help you HA good luck.

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      • tmyakal@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I used to be buddies with a retired NYPD patrolman. He said it was overwhelmingly common to have your service piece in your hip-holster and an unregistered “drop gun” in an ankle-holster. The idea being, if you need to shoot someone, you can cover your ass by dropping the spare on the body and saying they brandished it at you.

        He wasn’t the type to exaggerate or make shit up, so I tend to believe him on this. Just further proof, though: ACAB.

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    • Einskjaldi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s like the hank Hill wd40 mini can

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It feels like a baccano scene.

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    • Polisheocket@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a great thing to see someone can protect them selves and rid us of a slum of a human

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      • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Coincidentally, i don’t need anything to defend myself where i live because all weapons are illegal to carry in public, i can carry chilli pepper spray but that’s it

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  • Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s like i always say, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with two guns; that’s why police always carry a rifle in the car.

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    • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But what if good guy has two guns

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      • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Super secret third gun, obviously.

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    • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Usually a shotgun sits up front. Maybe a rifle in the boot? I’m no copologist, but they likely don’t have a rifle unless situations warrant. Maybe modern day society warrants it meow.

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      • ElCrusher@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I saw a motorcycle cop with an AR-15 style assault rifle locked to the side of his bike, riding down the expressway, on my way home yesterday. The gun was verical near the rear on the rider’s right side with the barrel pointed down. No shotgun though.

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’ve heard of some police departments phasing out shotguns in favor of patrol rifles. Better accuracy, more ammo, lighter weapon…

        Makes sense until someone clips a deer on the highway and it has to suffer from a bunch of .223 instead of a well placed 12 gauge slug.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      /s?

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      • Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My name is Dookieman; this is a shitpost

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    • DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They have that so they can aim at you when you’re running away and they don’t have to get their shoes dirty to do it.

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  • shininghero@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    #JustTexasThings

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New strategy is to have 3 guns

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That was the old strategy. We’re up to 7 guns now.

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      • DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You gotta give the kids a gun too, they’ll never expect that and they don’t ever expect a kid to have a wallet so they won’t search them to find it.

        I think I cracked the code! /s

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      • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s the old meta, the best strategy is to use one really big gun and lots of armor

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Man robbed of three guns at gun point shanks robber with his knife.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gunshop owner: Hey, you can’t do that.

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  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Always carry a decoy wallet and a decoy gun. That way you give the decoy wallet and gun, the robber is distracted then you have plenty of time to shoot them with the real gun

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  • reksas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    must be so much fun to constantly be at risk of getting shot

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  • OS2Warp@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yo dawg, I heard you like guns…

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always see these two (or ones that look like them, sometimes one of them is old) in movie communities/posters/memes. Were they part of some comedy group, or in a movie together?

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  • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This reminds me to play yet another round of enter the gungeon

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  • Mipsy2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    lol that’s cute

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/GQlaRpdWIGM

    But I lied twice

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  • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s the circle of life.

    You see, the crack heads rob the normal people. Then the normal people pull out their back ups and 3 tap them.

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  • spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is the US even a real place?

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    • felsiq@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If I say no loud enough do you think it’ll make it true?

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  • Mipsy2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh look the kids think they can remove me l

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  • Echo5@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Amen

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  • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    gun Gun gun gun Gun the gun

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  • Mipsy2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pfft

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  • Mipsy1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s the classic paradox: having no gun restrictions enables lawbreakers to steal others guns and use them for illicit purposes. America truly is the last bastion of esoteric law

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