US problems require US solutions

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• Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This is like the most USA thing i have ever read and- yeah whatever i wonder if this is even real or just a movie trope atp

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• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Always carry a decoy wallet and a decoy gun. That way you give the decoy wallet and gun, the robber is distracted then you have plenty of time to shoot them with the real gun

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I don’t think he knows about second gun, Pip.

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I always see these two (or ones that look like them, sometimes one of them is old) in movie communities/posters/memes. Were they part of some comedy group, or in a movie together?

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Is the US even a real place?

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• Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It’s like i always say, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with two guns; that’s why police always carry a rifle in the car.

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  • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    But what if good guy has two guns

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Super secret third gun, obviously.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    /s?

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    • Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨27⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

      My name is Dookieman; this is a shitpost

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• shininghero@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  #JustTexasThings

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  gun Gun gun gun Gun the gun

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Gunshop owner: Hey, you can’t do that.

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  New strategy is to have 3 guns

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That was the old strategy. We’re up to 7 guns now.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Man robbed of three guns at gun point shanks robber with his knife.

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• Mipsy2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  lol that’s cute

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• Mipsy2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh look the kids think they can remove me l

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• Mipsy2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Pfft

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• Mipsy1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s the classic paradox: having no gun restrictions enables lawbreakers to steal others guns and use them for illicit purposes. America truly is the last bastion of esoteric law

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