Its simple

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I get yelled at when I use this meme to point out the futility in telling people about their “rights” in the face of ICE. ICE are criminals and won’t respect your rights

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No? Dam you got me hah hah, have a good day now Image

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He hates this one weird trick!

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In fact, your robber may even be inclined to give you something!

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Have you been held at gunpoint without your consent? You may be entitled to cash compensation.”

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A mug and a signed card to say sorry

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some kid was robbed for his necklace here a few months ago, gave it right up, and then was shot and killed anyway.

  I don't have a point. It's just horrible and an example of why some people do need to be kept out of society.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or just keep guns out of society…

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks for this hack excited to try it.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Follow me for more tips on how to get shot for no reason.”

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  • meco03211@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Motherfucker that was a perfectly valid goddamn reason to shoot you.” - guy robbing you because he wants what you have

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    • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This reminds me of the sketch in The Onion Movie where the masked gunman comes into the bank, but he doesn’t want money, he wants a job. So, they give him one. Worth the watch and hopefully this link works to see the full sketch:

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJQCSIgMT0k

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is valid only if robbery has not been made legal, or better: institutionalised. Finest example is, of course, Ankh-Morpork’s Guild of Thieves.

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Haven’t you ever seen Dora the Explora?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought it was Dorer the Explorer?

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d rather get wrist control.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You have demon wrists too?

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