In fact, your robber may even be inclined to give you something!
Its simple
Submitted 3 weeks ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Have you been held at gunpoint without your consent? You may be entitled to cash compensation.”
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
A mug and a signed card to say sorry
Drusas@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Some kid was robbed for his necklace here a few months ago, gave it right up, and then was shot and killed anyway.
I don't have a point. It's just horrible and an example of why some people do need to be kept out of society.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Or just keep guns out of society…
Sunshine@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Guns aren’t the only thing people use to rob other people, though?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If you improve the economic conditions of the robber then they wouldn’t have done that.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
“Look what you made me do!” mentality
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Thanks for this hack excited to try it.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The human body has ways of shutting robbery down.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
only if its a legitimate robbery
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I get yelled at when I use this meme to point out the futility in telling people about their “rights” in the face of ICE. ICE are criminals and won’t respect your rights
Katana314@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Translation on their part: “I wish to show solidarity, but the only way to do that is by breaking the law, so I will use words to claim moral superiority without doing anything.”
“Know your rights” is like offering “thoughts and prayers” to school shooting victims.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Follow me for more tips on how to get shot for no reason.”
meco03211@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Motherfucker that was a perfectly valid goddamn reason to shoot you.” - guy robbing you because he wants what you have
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This reminds me of the sketch in The Onion Movie where the masked gunman comes into the bank, but he doesn’t want money, he wants a job. So, they give him one. Worth the watch and hopefully this link works to see the full sketch:
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is valid only if robbery has not been made legal, or better: institutionalised. Finest example is, of course, Ankh-Morpork’s Guild of Thieves.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Swiper no swiping.
AMoralNihilist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Bricks and Minifigs would disagree…
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
They also can’t shoot you, without getting in legal troubles, in most places.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Haven’t you ever seen Dora the Explora?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I thought it was Dorer the Explorer?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Sweipah the Fachs
“Sweipah nae d’ya sweip!”
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Like the woman saying that she does not consent to the police detaining her xD
chunes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or just give him a cup of coffee.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’d rather get wrist control.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
You have demon wrists too?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No? Dam you got me hah hah, have a good day now Image
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
He hates this one weird trick!