Jizzmin rice
Works like a charm
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I’ve ever had
Good tho
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pairs well with a juicy mango
Forbo@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Thank you egg_slut, very cool!
magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This thread is what the internet is for
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Healthier than marshmallow fluff.
Tastier, too!
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh my god guys, I just discovered this amazing food hack to make most delicious, high protein rice Krispie treats in only 3 minutes!
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2 months ago
Greg Davies: “And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it’s hard not to think that I’ve ruined this fried breakfast.”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Make sure you let it cool first.
notabot@piefed.social 2 months ago
I…I think you’re supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one’s business but you’re own.
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish
M137@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.
GaMEChld@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s racist!
Ertain@feddit.online 2 months ago
Ah, creampie with some rice.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
whereitsat@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it’s still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here’s a better joke: what’s funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.
punchline: a person with a vagina.
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.
When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.
That’s it.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is it. Nothing misogynistic about it.
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Once again it’s time to play the game: Low IQ or Bait?
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What the fuck 😂😂😂
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Excel?! Dude, most men can’t even master Excel!
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You are in shitposts.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There name is cumslut I don’t think they are deep thinkers
krisevol@lemmus.org 2 months ago
I’m pretty sure deep is exactly what they are thinking
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m the oven on low for an hour
wraekscadu@vargar.org 2 months ago
On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is… not good.
VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This needed to be said?
BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Image
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Um, yeah, that’s like cooking egg whites
lyrial@anarchist.nexus 2 months ago
This is a matter of opinion.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My face rn:
D: