Jizzmin rice
Works like a charm
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I’ve ever had
Good tho
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pairs well with a juicy mango
Forbo@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Thank you egg_slut, very cool!
magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This thread is what the internet is for
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Healthier than marshmallow fluff.
Tastier, too!
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh my god guys, I just discovered this amazing food hack to make most delicious, high protein rice Krispie treats in only 3 minutes!
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Greg Davies: “And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it’s hard not to think that I’ve ruined this fried breakfast.”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Make sure you let it cool first.
notabot@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I…I think you’re supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one’s business but you’re own.
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish
M137@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.
GaMEChld@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s racist!
Ertain@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
Ah, creampie with some rice.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
whereitsat@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it’s still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here’s a better joke: what’s funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.
punchline: a person with a vagina.
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.
When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.
That’s it.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is it. Nothing misogynistic about it.
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Once again it’s time to play the game: Low IQ or Bait?
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What the fuck 😂😂😂
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Excel?! Dude, most men can’t even master Excel!
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You are in shitposts.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There name is cumslut I don’t think they are deep thinkers
krisevol@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure deep is exactly what they are thinking
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m the oven on low for an hour
wraekscadu@vargar.org 2 weeks ago
On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is… not good.
VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This needed to be said?
BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Um, yeah, that’s like cooking egg whites
lyrial@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
This is a matter of opinion.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My face rn:
D: