Works like a charm

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m the oven on low for an hour

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  • wraekscadu@vargar.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is… not good.

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    • VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This needed to be said?

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    • BlindPenguin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Um, yeah, that’s like cooking egg whites

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    • lyrial@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is a matter of opinion.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My face rn:

      D:

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jizzmin rice

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I’ve ever had

  Good tho

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pairs well with a juicy mango

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• Forbo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thank you egg_slut, very cool!

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• magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This thread is what the internet is for

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Healthier than marshmallow fluff.

    Tastier, too!

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    • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh my god guys, I just discovered this amazing food hack to make most delicious, high protein rice Krispie treats in only 3 minutes!

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• BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Greg Davies: “And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it’s hard not to think that I’ve ruined this fried breakfast.”

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Make sure you let it cool first.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I…I think you’re supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one’s business but you’re own.

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    • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.

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• GaMEChld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s racist!

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• Ertain@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah, creampie with some rice.

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• spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just tried it out for myself 🥰

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• whereitsat@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it’s still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here’s a better joke: what’s funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.

  punchline: a person with a vagina.

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  • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.

    When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.

    That’s it.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is it. Nothing misogynistic about it.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Once again it’s time to play the game: Low IQ or Bait?

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  • dismay3915@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What the fuck 😂😂😂

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  • anugeshtu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Excel?! Dude, most men can’t even master Excel!

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  • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You are in shitposts.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There name is cumslut I don’t think they are deep thinkers

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    • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure deep is exactly what they are thinking

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