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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tie them together and move to the next car.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    (Content warning: Swedish)
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHrWLkZJI8

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  • RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Many funny comments but you made me laugh out loud.

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• limonfiesta@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I avoid confrontation, but I’m not afraid of it.

  I would have no problem loudly asking that man if his foot fungus was contagious, or if medication prevented its spread.

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes it’s okay to kill

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• Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To bad smoking isn’t allowed, I could find good use for a cigarette there.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Literally the exact same thing I thought of before opening the comments

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Straight to jail.

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nah, this one is straight to prison

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      More punishment in jail. Especially pre-trial jail.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  These guys’ time to shine!

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel so bad for flight attendants, basically having to act like babysitters for full grown adults like this.

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good thing there are no flight attendants on trains

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re called conductors

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me, the engineer as this baby is about to derail and hit that hill at 90: ‘maybe there should be’

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    • urandom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How do you know? They might be taking it to work

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Relevant Archer: youtube.com/watch?v=4uasJEehEX4

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Quentin Tarantino: "I think I found my seat."

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• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s mildly infuriating when people link to Reddit for no good reason, other than to promote it?

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  • grahamja@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of ebaumsworld reposting content from newgrounds. I don’t care articles get reposted to lemmy, keeps the site moving, but is also uncool to not cite where you find things.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ehh if it originaed here we’d link here. There’s still a few diamonds in the rough over there. Honestly, we should steal it outright and not give credit. TBF, it’s not the kind of post most would click through, it’s just the thumbnail

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  • winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some people like to read comments. Which there is more of there.

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    • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which drives traffic to the site. Which drives ad revenue for them. Which makes cunt spez more rich.

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    • quack@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve been finding that there’s generally more than enough comments to read right here. Much higher quality too.

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  • isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OP also has an aigen profile picture. Gross.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  for free?!

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Out-freak 'em

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• BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Put your elbow down over the foot, locking it in place. Then, tickle until they surrender. Or perhaps longer. This is unacceptable behavior.

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Man I miss Spirit airlines already.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A wet towelette would make them reconsider.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bend over a bit and make it look like you licked them

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tickle tickle tickle 🤭

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just keep tickling them.

  If you’re taking public transit without a pair of some kind of gloves, you’re doing it wrong.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Be a shame if someone sneezed on them.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cute out the middleman and just lick them

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With my penis

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• Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And of course it got removed by reddit mods without explanation lol (or, if there’s an explanation, it’s behind the YOU MUST INSTALL OUR APP OR GTFO! paywall and I chose to GTFO)

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  • LadyButterfly@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And the poster got permabanned but doesn’t know why

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ahh

  So that’s why they don’t let me bring knives on planes

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a train. I think SBB?

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Vande Bharath(indian train)

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    • ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not a Swiss train seeing the plugs between the seats

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have an irresistible urge to play “this little piggy” all of a sudden.

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• FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Tickle tickle tickle!”

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Walk over there and chop off their toes

  That will show them

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have changed my stance on the death penalty because of people like this.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Government sanctioned murder is never the answer.

    Lynching, in this specific sense, is acceptable.

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• heydo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just walk by, do a fake sneeze, and splash water on his feet.

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  • Pappabosley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or, grunt like you’re climaxing and throw yoghurt on his feet

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You could just lick his foot.

    Not me, I wouldn’t, not my thing. I’m just saying you could. I’d film it. Not for anything weird, just because… I mean, I wouldn’t post it anywhere you’re likely to see it.

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sat next to a lady on an international flight, who took off her shoes and clipped her toenails mid-flight. Dude on the other side of me was too drunk to notice.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that’s when you watch her intensely while licking your lips and “adjusting” yourself.

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• ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Time to get the hot branding iron, cowboy!

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nothing a sharp knife can’t fix.

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake and AI

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  • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake and gAyI

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was debating wording it fake and (g)AI

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• GarboDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just be British about it 💺🔪👣

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The posters on the right are very garbled if you zoom in. Maybe it isn’t even a real image?

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  • degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like image upscaling to me, lots of phones do it by default these days.

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It is indian railways train called “Vande Bharath”.

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