Eventually she'll notice me
Buy them in front of nice lady then put them into my car so I can eats them instead of going to waste.
Submitted 3 days ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Eventually she'll notice me
Buy them in front of nice lady then put them into my car so I can eats them instead of going to waste.
Translation:
“I waste food because I’m a coward”
Will this work?
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 3 days ago
dafuq is a produce lady
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 days ago
She’s beautiful.
She smells like sauerkraut, has a thin coating of cat hair and hums Carolyn Willis songs.
rarbg@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
She sounds perfect for you, @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 💕
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 days ago
sauerkraut smells awful though
sompreno@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
The machine that beeps your stuff
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Presumably the proprietor of a produce stand.