Fixing those dynamics

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• haerrii@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s kinda… wholesome

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  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First class problem solving!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”

  Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”

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  • pmk@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Transactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Both should take care of chores,

      If they are both working, right? Right?

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.

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    • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?

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  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.

    I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn’t worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.

      I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house

      Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But I poop from there

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  • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not right now you don’t

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    • clucose@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Afterwards it comes out as milkshake.

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  • psycotica0@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Poopin’ that D!

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• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  this one hits a little harder bc she’s a lookalike to my first gf.

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  • silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not sure who this is but they look like Daisy Ridley to me.

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  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is her attitude similar?

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    • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      not hardly. she wouldn’t even do it in her parents’ hot tub.

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eehhhh we just broke up and my ass is going un-pegged for too long…

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I can trust the internet, the world is full of opportunities.

    I mean siblings and step mothers and fathers and you know what I mean…

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    • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Loool yeah, guess i just have to get stuck in the washing machine and some step family member ive never met will “help me”

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or they’d tell you to get high and peg yourself

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If she loses one of her legs, she can strap a dildo to the stump and call it her peg leg.

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• texture@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cool sign

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  mommy

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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