Fixing those dynamics

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• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  this one hits a little harder bc she’s a lookalike to my first gf.

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  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Is her attitude similar?

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• haerrii@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s kinda… wholesome

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  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    First class problem solving!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”

  Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”

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  • pmk@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Transactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  mommy

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Eehhhh we just broke up and my ass is going un-pegged for too long…

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If I can trust the internet, the world is full of opportunities.

    I mean siblings and step mothers and fathers and you know what I mean…

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    • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Loool yeah, guess i just have to get stuck in the washing machine and some step family member ive never met will “help me”

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But I poop from there

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  • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not right now you don’t

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    • clucose@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Afterwards it comes out as milkshake.

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