But she’s sleeping peacefully so I smile and close the door quietly hoping she’ll wake up feeling refreshed and well-rested.
Pain
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Ew, a decent and good human being
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He also locked the door, because he is a XVII c. Russian nobel imprissioned on a modern western body
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Looks like I’m gonna be 17 seconds late
i_need_your_bones@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Exactly it only takes moment to tuck them back in dude show some love it’s cold
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
#unexpectedlywholesome
justlemmyin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
<sigh> <clears throat>
You’re*
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Ur Anus
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Yore
xia@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
FuCensorship@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Who the fuck downvotes this? Is it the your/you’re?
orioler25@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
probably because it’s a bit rapey…
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That is definitely not the impression I got, I think it’s just your SO is showing off the goods?
protist@retrofed.com 2 weeks ago
Have you ever had a partner who enjoys sex with you
NepGinger@lemy.nl 2 weeks ago
It’s not. Looking at my handsome man sleeping naked would make me sad to leave. I like it if my boyfriend doesn’t want to go because he thinks I’m too sexy to leave. It has happened that a partner called in sick because I was in his bed.
He woke me up for sexy times. In each of these situations, the other has been woken up for sexy times. All of this is normal within a relationship. Instantly thinking of rape within a relationship is weird, to say the least.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Definitely rapey vibes
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s your opinion on the consensual “free use” kink?
BeerStainedBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
People in loving relationships don’t think a partner admiring them is rapey just because they’re asleep. This is one of the saddest comments I’ve read especially because you don’t realize how sad it is
Saapas@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Gotta say, I love your edit
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
I’m doing it just to irritate you.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
*You’re. Also, sounds like a 14 year old wrote this.
Saapas@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
I honestly wouldn’t even have come up with this scenario at that age, had to have it actually happen
FatherPeanut@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
*Yrou’e
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s like reading fingernail chalkboard sounds.
saimen@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
It’s not POV
late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I downvoted because I hate people talking about romantic relationships experiences like everyone has or had one. And overall reminding me in any way romantic love exists
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You’re sad that she’s so comfortable with you that you get to receive such a lovely view? Carry that image with you all day. Damn.
Saapas@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Sad that you can’t be as comfortable next to her?
Im_old@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“boss I’m going to be late. There’s a… hum… leak in the heating system I need to take care of”
gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Car won’t start, AAA is on the way. Give me about an hour.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My problem is that she’s naked and clinging to me when my alarm goes off. Not only do I have to leave the warm bed, I have to force myself to pry off a beautiful naked woman who doesn’t want me to leave…
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Power move. Say I expect you to be in that position when I get home or there will be spankings.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
or there will be spankings.
Oh no, that would be horrible.
Ertain@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
Okay, that got a chuckle out of me.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pain indeed brother
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is why I don’t live with my sister snymore
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Roll tide
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
*can’t, according to the restraining order.
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This is why I live with this guy’s sister now.
reminiscensdeus@eviltoast.org 2 weeks ago
I also choose this guy’s dead wife