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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image When I drink alcohol, people call me alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, no one calls me

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because you would be a Fantatic.

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    • Nightweb@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because you’d be diabetic

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m a recovering alcoholic with close to 30 years sobriety now … and the idea of drinking excessive amounts of any liquid will always be funny to me now … or to want to drink liquids like some sort of ritual.

    If you drink 6 litres of beer in a day in front of others and get blind drunk … you’re a party animal

    If you drink 6 litres of water in a day in front of people … you’re a weirdo

    Or you can sit at a dark dingy bar and sip on scotch or whisky for hours on an afternoon and it’s normal

    But if you sit in a dark dingy bar and sip on a glass of orange juice for hours on an afternoon … people think there’s something wrong with you.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I knew a guy that drank so much carrot juice his hands were yellow/orange and he was weird

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, I think that’s just a writer. Or some sort of Avant Garde artist

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• PillowTalk420@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cigarette store owners genuinely surprised that you’re still alive every time you come in.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I didn’t realize it was possible to cough up your pancreas”.

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• Luouth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait, what?

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    • Luouth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Best friends with the liquor store owner

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• RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My parents don’t tell me I’m living wrong, but it seems to be the basis of every religion someone tries to sell me.

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Apparently liquor stores make their money off of hard-core drinkers and alcoholics, so liquor ads (and liquor store employee customer support) are designed not to attract new customers but rather to make the existing customers think their level of drinking is normal and acceptable.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Excel: “1901.February.01”

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, my local liquor store is close enough we could be considered neighbors and I regularly get suggestions based on my taste.

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• MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol I own a distillery and this tracks

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Deadass

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