Lemmy Just Introduced a New Engagement Method

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Sneaky, a number that is actually NOT engagement! No clicks, no viewing the comments, no reporting the CSAM. Just scrolls. The more scrolls you have vs. all the other numbers is guaranteed depression as you realize just how much no one cares about your post. I am now cursed with this knowledge and this number! Why did you tell me this? Why am I now in Hell? The scrolls won’t stop increasing!

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• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I just scrolled up and down a bunch past this post so you’re welcome

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  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Thanks so much!

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• Tiger@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Dude I’m so happy to see your content again thank you, were you gone or was I in the wrong rabbit hole.

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  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    i don’t think i ever left :/ is lemmy sick again?

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    • Tiger@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Oh thank goodness, must have been just me. I even searched for your stuff and didn’t find new things.

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• Carnelian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you for making me more appealing to sponsors!

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  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m just reporting the news! Thank lemmy!

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  One of my pet peeves when i review SEO reports before sending them out is reporting on views to calculate success for MoM or YoY metrics.

  Wow, 3000 views! But how many clicked out of those views? How many clicks converted? Fuck your views!

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• untorquer@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oooh, cool! You might think your 30,000 views on YouTube is cool but check out my 77 views on Lemmy!

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  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    78, 79, 80,… There’s no stopping this!

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    • untorquer@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Next stop 90, woo!

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• redparadise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Reference to YouTube now counting the first frame as a view?

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  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    what’s youtube?

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    • redparadise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      youtube is an instrument

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Great Scott!

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  • don@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    One point twenty-one jiggawatts!

    one point twenty-one jiggawatts…

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  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love that guy

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This sounds more like a Piefed or Tesseract feature

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  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i can’t believe piefed did it to me again

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lemmy is so innovative!

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  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The standard setter!

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