Oh god

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• fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  entire crate of water bottles.

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• baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦

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  • QualifiedKitten@discuss.online ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same, but lying on my left side, so the mattress?

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• Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why did I choose a ten-string guitar

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    chuckles nervously in double neck

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS

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• Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hairbrush. It’d fit fine, but it’s got rubberized paint that’s coming off the handle. :/

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• yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  haha nvidia shield toblerone remote

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The wall? I wonder how that’s gonna work

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔

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  • acidbattery@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Blender and a funnel!

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eww thats even worse

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.

    I believe on you, you’ve got this.

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil

    Haven’t done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷‍♂️

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I believe in you

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• pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  … 40 oz metal water bottle…

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What’s on my left… the sun?

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You sleeping on a park bench?

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      TIL back yards exist

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The roof

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• Grostleton@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board…

  I can make this work.

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• shipsnwolf@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get

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• Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The first time I saw this post: sunglasses The second time: 375mL can of beer.

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• lunachocken@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cup.

  Uhhhh

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scolding alone would make that worse than a no staff without getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.

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• spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nice, just a coke spoon

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• meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whew, just a coffee mug.

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A mirror. Or… Myself?

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• Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d go with the shampoo bottles

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A bigass shelf. I’m going to die.

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.

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• fleebleneeble@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Eugh, nicotine pouch spit cup. Slimy.

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• msage@programming.dev ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  HARDER!!

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• x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure air already does this

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cat wand toy.

  Perforated bowel coming up

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• Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life

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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.

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• froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait what u mean again???

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    • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I should’ve not said that💀

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Vlad the impaler

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