Oh god

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• mrslt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.

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• blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  a wall

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• Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Holy mackerel, it’s the house!

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it’ll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.

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• ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Reading this on the toilet, literally it’s toilet paper

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Whole roll, though!

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    • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      One… More… Square…

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  TP

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  • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren’t attached to the building. So, that’ll be hard.

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You can do it, I believe in you.

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The wall? I wonder how that’s gonna work

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• shipsnwolf@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get

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• bruhbeans@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A jar. We all know how that ends.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫

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• Zomg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Water heater 😮‍💨

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At least it’ll be warm?

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• lunachocken@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cup.

  Uhhhh

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scolding alone would make that worse than a no staff without getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sharpie.

  slightly concerned it doesn’t have a flare but this isn’t gonna go too wrong I don’t think.

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• jim3692@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My bathroom sink… at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.

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• fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  entire crate of water bottles.

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ashtray

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What’s on my left… the sun?

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You sleeping on a park bench?

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      TIL back yards exist

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s going to be a tad bit difficult.

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The roof

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• spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nice, just a coke spoon

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• yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  haha nvidia shield toblerone remote

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A mirror. Or… Myself?

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• Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The first time I saw this post: sunglasses The second time: 375mL can of beer.

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• fleebleneeble@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Eugh, nicotine pouch spit cup. Slimy.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Roll of toilet paper.

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• Luma@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thankfully just a lip balm…

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Too small, it’s gonna get lost.

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh no it’s my dog!

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