jim3692
@jim3692@discuss.online
- Comment on Not everyone has what it takes 1 week ago:
It’s 21 years ago
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 week ago:
Your request was about “a normal spoon”. The object in the picture is a spork.
My client decided that your request should be rejected, and you have to use spoon 3.
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 week ago:
Sorry if rule 1 was not clear, but you can only use the spoon when eating. In the positive side of things, you will no longer have to carry an entire set.
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 week ago:
OP’s lawyer here
I discussed your request with my client, and we decided to move forward with accepting it.
However, it’s up to you, yo approve this decision. Your options are (a) use spoon number 3 for the rest of your life, or (b) use a normal spoon for the rest of your life.
Keep in mind that:
- You can only use the chosen spoon, no matter what the circumstances. For example, it doesn’t matter if you forgot it at home, or you are trying to eat a steak.
- You may wash your spoon, when necessary.
- You use other tools for other jobs. Rule 1 only applies to eating.
- You may not change spoon if it breaks, or gets contaminated.
- Comment on discord 5 weeks ago:
🙏
- Comment on Choose wisely lemmings 1 month ago:
Jeff
- Comment on This was a big deal. You could play a game on your cell phone 1 month ago:
Back then, websites didn’t need to show ads. They just distributed adware. Those days are long gone…
- Comment on This was a big deal. You could play a game on your cell phone 1 month ago:
Oh, I had forgotten about about that feature. I was like 4yo back then.
- Comment on This was a big deal. You could play a game on your cell phone 1 month ago:
Could you get ringtones on Nokia 3210/3310 ?
- Comment on This was a big deal. You could play a game on your cell phone 1 month ago:
It was so sad you could not watch a 30 seconds ad to revive back then. No cosmetics to buy, nothing. Just an ugly snake running around.
/s
- Comment on Out of 10. Be specific! 1 month ago:
I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.
- Comment on I genuinely can't wait for Mobile Linux to become a thing 1 month ago:
As a Debian and NixOS user, I can confirm that Ubuntu sucks
- Comment on I genuinely can't wait for Mobile Linux to become a thing 1 month ago:
I don’t expect Arch Linux ARM to have wider support than Ubuntu Touch or postmarketOS.
The later 2 projects aim to support Android devices, while (based on my understanding) Arch Linux ARM mainly targets SBCs (single board computers), like Raspberry Pi.
Arch Linux ARM nowadays, probably, also serves as a base for Asahi, but this does not help with Android device compatibility.
- Comment on Choose one before starting the game... 2 months ago:
Until you realize your life is in fucking danger there. Nearly every summer, in Greece, we are dealing with wildfires.
Last year, there was a fire in Rhodes during September. People were jumping in the sea to same their life. The response of the government was to provide vouchers to tourists from foreign countries, so that they will visit again next year.
The government gave no shit to Greek people, and I don’t really think people from other countries dared to come again.
Besides the issues with emergency services, there are also pricing problems. I only know about Greece and Turkey. In tourist areas of those countries, all prices are inexcusably high.
- Comment on Cheat Codes Activated 2 months ago:
Why no Five Nights at Freddy’s ???
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 2 months ago:
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 2 months ago:
For the lazy, here is the summarization of my local AI:
You’d like to have a powerful ability: being able to ask the universe any question in modern English at any time, without limitations or rituals, and receive an answer that’s:
- Understandable by your current self (no significant changes to physical or mental stability)
- Delivered within 3600 seconds (an hour) of asking
- Reformatted if necessary to protect your stability
- Includes explanations for unknowable questions
- Avoids circular logic
- Doesn’t require an unreasonable sacrifice (if a sacrifice is needed, you’ll be informed)
- Allows transfer of answers to another individual, as long as they can understand the answer and meet the previous conditions.
In essence, you want to have direct access to all knowledge in the universe, without any negative consequences or sacrifices that might harm your well-being or stability.
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 2 months ago:
Money doesn’t bring happiness
- Comment on Enough 2 months ago:
- Comment on Oatmeal 3 months ago:
Σκορδοπατατάκια
- Comment on ha! 3 months ago:
Don’t let him distract you from the fact that you can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between the tits
- Comment on Goals 3 months ago:
Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere
- Comment on It is what it is 3 months ago:
I use private, because I am a tab hoarder
- Comment on Best way to "give notice" that you are resigning 3 months ago:
Sorry for your “| || || |_”
- Comment on A country run by terrorists is paying YouTube to show me propaganda 3 months ago:
I don’t think they care about the budget. They probably care more about impressions and clicks. So, just use an adblocker, to lower their ad impressions.
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 4 months ago:
Judging by the colors, this is a new photo. It’s not yellow.
- Comment on Has Slavic engineering gone too far? 4 months ago:
So, you guys have never lived to badly designed apartment, because you couldn’t afford a better one.
I have been living like this in Greece for about 3 years.
- Comment on I've got something special for you 4 months ago:
Could have avoided “!” altogether, and send “For you I have 720”
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 4 months ago:
You can install and run v3.1 in DosBox. In case anyone wanted to keep using it.
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 4 months ago:
It’s very handy that some clients embed the harmonica photos and I don’t need to open URLs
