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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s consulting 101 baby

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      shout out to the hired guns

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Who said their own? They’re still paying it off in installments

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they’ve already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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• zelahdieliekeis@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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    • jim3692@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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• lmuel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

  • some maths teacher, probably

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

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  • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    doll hairs

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• underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  that’s an interesting keyboard key map

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  • paranoia@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    just normal Arabic?

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The carpet really put the room together.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Holy cow I almost puked.

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Onto the cow?

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    • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      In the car_pet_

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  😭

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Better than me!

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀

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  • drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why don’t all adults have capes. I mean we’re adults and its only like 100 bucks. It’s there.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Buy a carp

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  thats exactly how my todo lists look like

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