When girls show me their fine China: 😏
Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening
Submitted 1 month ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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pero@lemm.ee 1 month ago
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 month ago
My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain’t got no time for girls per china.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I do both, not to brag but I’m as good as two 8 year olds combined
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good. Don’t brag about that.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aww they’re growing up to be a gold digger
MBech@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what’s good.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Properly souced data yet unaware that the “gdp” framework of understanding is where the trap shut behind you. When your tool is a GDP then every problem becomes an interchangeable economic unit.
DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
atlien51@lemm.ee 1 month ago
flip through my flaps
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
“Labias and flabias and flip flaps”
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
If it works, it works
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey it’s nice to know the top results are educational/artistic and not just porn.
DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s just because pergin hasn’t hit the mainstream yet.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
What’s with Ashley
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“fwcking” makes me want to delete the internet
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
It’s a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I’m sure.
potpotato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
fuucking
it’s a double U
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I bow in respect at your algospeak skills
Hupf@feddit.org 1 month ago
Plz show bob and pergin
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
What is pergin supposed to be close to?
bedheadkitten@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Could be “virgin” and they have completely misunderstood what it is.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
If “stones per gallon” can be a measurment unit then so can “their per China”
Amir@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Americans now measuring in foreign countries
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
girls showing they vase (China)
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s from the Minge Dynasty
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
BRA-VO.
shialabeoufclapping.mp4
Crikeste@lemm.ee 1 month ago
So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you’re 5 or 6 in school.
chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Could be auto complete from the phone’s keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.
Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Why do parents go through their children’s search history
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Because these children are at an age where the parents are responsible for them and their education and sometimes you have to take control of what your children has access to until they’re old enough to understand what they’re looking at.
There’s a wave of homophobia with perks at highschool level right now because their parents didn’t bother preventing them from checking right wing propaganda.
moseschrute@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
PSA to make sure your kids have not been lured in by Andrew Tates cult
Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 month ago
You don’t need to strip them of privacy to do that. If they’re too young to understand what they’re looking at just slap on some parental controls to whatever device they’re using. It’s not hard to explain to your children why being alt right is bad. It is hard to convince them you value their privacy after you’ve been spying on them.
Kaboom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
At 8 years old? To make sure they’re not doing something stupid, like joining lemmy
Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Signing up for wizard101 at 10 years old is where my life started going wrong. If only my parents were more vigilant and vetted every link in my search history for hidden satanism
Scrollone@feddit.it 1 month ago
People are downvoting you, but I remember going on porn websites at 9 years old and it was great. I turned out fine, and I’m glad my parents didn’t check my browser history.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn’t understand at first. I didn’t really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it’s pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.
angelmountain@feddit.nl 1 month ago
This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Old man yells at cloud.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Think he meant verge China.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
“Peeeeer chiiiiina!” - Peggy Hill
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Is that the same kid asking how do u get pregante on Yahoo?
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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