When girls show me their fine China: 😏
Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening
Submitted 2 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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pero@lemm.ee 2 months ago
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain’t got no time for girls per china.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I do both, not to brag but I’m as good as two 8 year olds combined
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good. Don’t brag about that.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Aww they’re growing up to be a gold digger
MBech@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what’s good.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Properly souced data yet unaware that the “gdp” framework of understanding is where the trap shut behind you. When your tool is a GDP then every problem becomes an interchangeable economic unit.
DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
atlien51@lemm.ee 2 months ago
flip through my flaps
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“Labias and flabias and flip flaps”
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If it works, it works
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey it’s nice to know the top results are educational/artistic and not just porn.
DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s just because pergin hasn’t hit the mainstream yet.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
What’s with Ashley
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“fwcking” makes me want to delete the internet
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
It’s a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I’m sure.
potpotato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fuucking
it’s a double U
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I bow in respect at your algospeak skills
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
If “stones per gallon” can be a measurment unit then so can “their per China”
Amir@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Americans now measuring in foreign countries
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
Plz show bob and pergin
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What is pergin supposed to be close to?
bedheadkitten@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Could be “virgin” and they have completely misunderstood what it is.
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
girls showing they vase (China)
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s from the Minge Dynasty
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
BRA-VO.
shialabeoufclapping.mp4
Crikeste@lemm.ee 2 months ago
So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you’re 5 or 6 in school.
chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Could be auto complete from the phone’s keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.
Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Why do parents go through their children’s search history
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Because these children are at an age where the parents are responsible for them and their education and sometimes you have to take control of what your children has access to until they’re old enough to understand what they’re looking at.
There’s a wave of homophobia with perks at highschool level right now because their parents didn’t bother preventing them from checking right wing propaganda.
moseschrute@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
PSA to make sure your kids have not been lured in by Andrew Tates cult
Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 months ago
You don’t need to strip them of privacy to do that. If they’re too young to understand what they’re looking at just slap on some parental controls to whatever device they’re using. It’s not hard to explain to your children why being alt right is bad. It is hard to convince them you value their privacy after you’ve been spying on them.
Kaboom@reddthat.com 2 months ago
At 8 years old? To make sure they’re not doing something stupid, like joining lemmy
Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Signing up for wizard101 at 10 years old is where my life started going wrong. If only my parents were more vigilant and vetted every link in my search history for hidden satanism
Scrollone@feddit.it 2 months ago
People are downvoting you, but I remember going on porn websites at 9 years old and it was great. I turned out fine, and I’m glad my parents didn’t check my browser history.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn’t understand at first. I didn’t really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it’s pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.
angelmountain@feddit.nl 2 months ago
This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Old man yells at cloud.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Think he meant verge China.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
“Peeeeer chiiiiina!” - Peggy Hill
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Is that the same kid asking how do u get pregante on Yahoo?
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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