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Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn’t understand at first. I didn’t really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it’s pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.

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  • pero@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When girls show me their fine China: 😏

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    • LouSlash@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Naughty, naughty girls!

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Plz show bob and pergin

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    • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What is pergin supposed to be close to?

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      • bedheadkitten@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Could be “virgin” and they have completely misunderstood what it is.

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain’t got no time for girls per china.

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I do both, not to brag but I’m as good as two 8 year olds combined

      th-344758155

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      • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Good. Don’t brag about that.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”

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    • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Aww they’re growing up to be a gold digger

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    • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what’s good.

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      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Properly souced data yet unaware that the “gdp” framework of understanding is where the trap shut behind you. When your tool is a GDP then every problem becomes an interchangeable economic unit.

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  • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had to look.

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    • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      flip through my flaps

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?

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      • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “Labias and flabias and flip flaps”

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey it’s nice to know the top results are educational/artistic and not just porn.

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      • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s just because pergin hasn’t hit the mainstream yet.

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If it works, it works

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    • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You did it!

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “fwcking” makes me want to delete the internet

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    • potpotato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      fuucking

      it’s a double U

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      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I bow in respect at your algospeak skills

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I’m sure.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If “stones per gallon” can be a measurment unit then so can “their per China”

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    • Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Americans now measuring in foreign countries

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s with Ashley

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    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And what is she watchin?

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      • rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        *playing

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Old man yells at cloud.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For China is a country that can bring me to my knees

    youtu.be/58mE7Vy1Xrc

    @1:50

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    girls showing they vase (China)

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s from the Minge Dynasty

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      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        BRA-VO.

        shialabeoufclapping.mp4

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  • Crikeste@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you’re 5 or 6 in school.

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    • chilicheeselies@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

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    • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Could be auto complete from the phone’s keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.

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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why do parents go through their children’s search history

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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Because these children are at an age where the parents are responsible for them and their education and sometimes you have to take control of what your children has access to until they’re old enough to understand what they’re looking at.

      There’s a wave of homophobia with perks at highschool level right now because their parents didn’t bother preventing them from checking right wing propaganda.

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      • moseschrute@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        PSA to make sure your kids have not been lured in by Andrew Tates cult

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      • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You don’t need to strip them of privacy to do that. If they’re too young to understand what they’re looking at just slap on some parental controls to whatever device they’re using. It’s not hard to explain to your children why being alt right is bad. It is hard to convince them you value their privacy after you’ve been spying on them.

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    • Kaboom@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      At 8 years old? To make sure they’re not doing something stupid, like joining lemmy

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      • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Signing up for wizard101 at 10 years old is where my life started going wrong. If only my parents were more vigilant and vetted every link in my search history for hidden satanism

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    • Scrollone@feddit.it ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      People are downvoting you, but I remember going on porn websites at 9 years old and it was great. I turned out fine, and I’m glad my parents didn’t check my browser history.

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  • angelmountain@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Think he meant verge China.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Peeeeer chiiiiina!” - Peggy Hill

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is that the same kid asking how do u get pregante on Yahoo?

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