Another essential book in your library

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  D U N E

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shai-Hulud

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Found my next D&D character class. Anomancer.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a shitty class to play.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      some may even say a pain in the ass.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Salvador Dali was a practitioner:

  “The most important thing in the world is the arsehole.” For Dali, the body no longer had any secrets. He had devised a special procedure to ensure that a woman on all fours would present her anus to greatest advantage: he would place a spirit level on her back, and when the air bubble was precisely in the middle, he claimed, her anus would flower in its full glory. On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali’s tirelessly investigative cast of mind - the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins’ behinds into candelabra.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Well, guess why he asked only female visitors.

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  • Tungsten5@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What a fucking weirdo

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    • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Oh wow I had the impression he was a normal guy from all the paintings and literally every tidbit that exist about him

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  With real testimonies and concrete examples, this book, exclusively dedicated to the art of anomancy, invites the reader to consider the anatomy of the anus as a reflection of the soul and a map of their life.

  My soul has hemorrhoids? 😰

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  • monogram@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Install a douche in your toilet, your anus will thank you.

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    • DrCake@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not sure Jason would fit or agree to it, but I’ll give it a go

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would a bidet do?

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have so many questions. Like first of all why

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Step one: … is this human?

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or is it dancer?

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My sign is anal

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  • Edward@lemmy.4d2.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s an unknown.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Today on wtf: do Pokémon with no mouth have no anus? Discuss.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Step two: … is this the anus … or the mouth?

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Definitely an AInus

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  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looks like Big League Chew fr

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Finally, an actual shitpost.

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• atocci@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes, that one scene in Monsters Vs Aliens

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• chazwhiz@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This makes a lot of the plot in Avowed take on a very different tone.

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