Master
@Master@lemm.ee
- Comment on Desks 2 weeks ago:
If the face of the building falls off faster than they can get out to the middle of the parking lot then everyone inside is already dead too.
- Comment on Q-tips 3 weeks ago:
My body my choice. Fuck my ears harder qtipdaddy!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
They can only exist on specific non transparent walls.
- Comment on Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 sucks up to 180 Mb/s of internet bandwidth while in flight — equivalent to 81GB of data per hour 2 months ago:
I live in a monopoly area. My only choice for internet is comcast at 10/5mbps down up and it costs me 180 a month. Two blocks away fiber costs 40 a month.
- Comment on Oh Elon 2 months ago:
Wow you captured the tone and delivery of one of those fucking idiots perfectly!
- Comment on Anon tries to flirt 3 months ago:
Chicken thigh!
- Comment on I'm so sorry 3 months ago:
So a dollar huh…
- Comment on Greed is a vice, I'll take 1 3 months ago:
Ill take two of the first choice instead of the second choice!
- Comment on language barrier 4 months ago:
But what about major minors…
- Comment on Time for dinner 5 months ago:
As someone who has eaten amlot of corn dogs… That’s a barbie swan lake plastic plate from 2003.
- Comment on 4th rule 5 months ago:
Glad you went with wrapper and not the original term.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
It was his to begin with!
- Comment on Anon is stuck in a rut 6 months ago:
Get up at 6. Work will 6. 1hr to make dinner. 2 hrs awake with wife. Go to bed at 9. Wake up at 530 and cry for 30 min.
Rerpeat adinfinium until i finally die. This is no way to live.
- Comment on What Pride flag is that? 6 months ago:
The original was an Italian flag if i remember correctly.
- Comment on oh snap 6 months ago:
Am im over here w biting for the snap.
- Comment on Anon keeps bees 7 months ago:
That is what a nonsinger would say!
- Comment on There it is 7 months ago:
All of those files look very important and need to stay where they are…
- Comment on 7 Days to Die is leaving Early Access 8 months ago:
I wish they would bring back the game settings that gave us the major customizations.
- Comment on Helldivers 2 APC video surfaces, showing Joel personally delivering the unreleased vehicle 8 months ago:
I call bs. Hackers can change their display name. Video has not been confirmed by devs and the apc wasn’t properly shown. Looks like it has the same flaws and issues as the hacked in version. (Not actual hack mind you. Just a modified file you drop into the game directory.)
- Comment on yeet 9 months ago:
That’s its dick waving around up there.
- Comment on Caption this. 9 months ago:
Those are cooked porkchops.
- Comment on meow🍗irl 9 months ago:
A cat at my office brought a still hot breakfast burrito to me once. I unwrapped it for him.
- Comment on This is chaotic neutral 10 months ago:
Whistle and then point at a random persons dog.
- Comment on Why don’t investigative journalists hide their names, putting themselves in danger? 11 months ago:
“Tyler Durden is a fictional character from a black comedy film”
Say what again?
- Comment on Can't be stopped 11 months ago:
Or if you choke to death.
- Comment on This more than mild 11 months ago:
What is the best tutorial for this.
- Comment on What multiplayer games having singleplayer/offline mods? 11 months ago:
I wish the devs would just fuck off and let us coop against bots with progression or let mods do it.
- Comment on Hardspace: Shipbreaker now on GOG 1 year ago:
That would be ideal… with 6 player coop…
- Comment on Can anyone confirm? 1 year ago:
As an american my favorite hamburger helper is the “oops, all hamburger!”
- Comment on What a terrible relationship 1 year ago:
I Wouldn’t fault him if she ended up as equally sized individually wrapped cubes in the freezer.