First solid shitpost that made me laugh heartily this year. Let’s go.
Beautiful stories like this just make you smile
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
“Solid shitpost” implies the existence of liquid shitposts.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Brother!
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Glorious.
pyre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
how are they still asking for it
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Hahahaha i am a human and i find this humorous.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Found Zuckerberg’s alt. Hey, go back to the Metaverse!
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ye best start believing in threads… /joke
piracysails@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Proof you are human?
Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Trust him, he always tells the truth.
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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They could have been trying via in vitro and it finally took… but this is under shit posts so I’m not looking hard at it.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Nah, Jody’s just very fertile
qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
I considered that same thought.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And TBH some of us would still be happy as long as we were all aware of the situation during every step of the process.
vzq@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Haha that’s funny cause women are untrustworthy sluts! Haha get it? Get it?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Nah its funny because “idiot going to a pointless war thinking his gf or wife can live a happy life for 3 years while worrying and having no intimacy”
vzq@lemmy.world 4 months ago
On the off chance anyone is taking this seriously, that’s not really how deployments work in any western military.
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
women are untrustworthy sluts!
Some are, especially many of the wives and girlfriends of American servicemen.
Master@lemm.ee 4 months ago
This is the issue. Women in general are not but there is a subset of women who target service men. Those women are the reason these memes exist.
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If you marry a barracks rat, don’t be surprised if she hooks up with Jody while you’re downrange.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 months ago
Its funny because they were both fucking everything that moved during the deployment. Actually pretty common.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, it’s actually legit fucking insane. I’ve been deployed 3 times, and the amount of infidelity I witnessed from both spouses, every time, was…something to behold. The first time I went I naively thought people were blowing the rate out of proportion before I got there but it was like…so many people.
Like I get that military life is difficult, most people get married hella young so the partners can stay together, and then deployments happen. Deployments happen right after one spouse uproots their entire lives to move halfway across the world with no support system. It still sucks to see because once it all comes out, it tears families apart every time.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ofk not! All humans are untrustworthy sluts.👍
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 months ago
You’ll address me by my girlfriend’s husband’s rank!
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Is this “address me by my husband’s rank” a real thing people do? You didn’t even achieve that rank yourself…
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Get two young horny people together. Send one away from months at a time.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Army wife will remaining exactly as celebite as her spouse, parked on an army base two blocks away from a bar and three from a brothel.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Thanks Jodie. You made this all possible
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Ain’t no use in calling home,
Jody’s on your telephone.Ain’t no use in going home.
Jody’s got your girl and gone.Ain’t no use in feeling blue,
Jody’s got your sister too.Ain’t no use in looking back,
Jody’s got your Cadillac.nl4real@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Really? This what crosses a line for y’all?
rabber@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Seems to be lot of cucks per capita in the military and I’ve never figured out why
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Because they’re dumb. Going through boot camp, you constantly heard “Don’t get married.” What do dudes do? Get married to the first girl they meet when they arrive at their duty station (after they buy a truck obviously). They then deploy, workup is three months, home for a few, then seven months in country. And meanwhile your wife is at home, you’ve known her for a cup of coffee, and she’s like “Shit, I don’t know how to be alone.”
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Here is an odd take:
In the CSI episode Ellie, The eponymous Ellie Brass is caught up in a situation, and Warrick is sent to work his forensic magic. In the end, after dealing with Ellie’s attitude throughout, Brass tells Warrick Ellie is the result of an affair, but she doesn’t know, and believs Brass is her bio-dad.
Ellie was a popular episode, so the character became recurring.
With the population so high, I’m personally not desperate to see my genes perpetuated. It was drilled into me that having kids in poverty is a really bad idea, also I never thought I’d be a good dad (though I get to do dad stuff for my adult stepdaughters and grandpa stuff for their kids so it goes.) For most of my life having kids was off my agenda.
Granted, my wife and I would still have to sort out matters of the affair. If relationship exclusivity was betrayed or communication was lacking, she and I would have to sort that out.
And yet If we were in a position to raise children, then it wouldn’t matter to me if the genes were mine or someone else’s. I would still be a dad or at least a participatory adult involved in raising them. They’d grow up with my values and be witting and deliberate when they rejected them.
Of course I’m mad enough to be a regular at the March Hare’s tea room (🐰🎩🫖☕️) so hopefully I wouldn’t inflict that on them too much.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
We need a fucking Boomer Humor community to lock this cancer away in.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
sounds like the shitposting is working to me
Rooty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
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OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 months ago
It’s meta-meta humour, friend!
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Lemmy userbase is pretty old
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
As a fucking boomer, I agreed.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I’m not sure sexual activity was required as a data entry here
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Jody jokes are as old as the military, but yeah this is some cringe shit that’s using a very old joke
Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 months ago
But your already here whippersnapper…