making banana bread

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• Album@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jokes on you. How do you know not every bread has been fucked before you ate it? Checkmate, atheists.

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  • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re right! I’m not paying extra until they provide proof.

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  • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Extra protein

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fleshli-

  You know what who caess

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• Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bread is natural?

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do not fuck raw eggs or yeast, please.

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  • defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yes, please pasteurize it first.

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Dropped raw chicken breast on penis and now it’s burning, please help”

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Making it protein rich.

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  • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    no

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: anon knkws how to actually make banana bread
  Gay: anon imagines a guy’s ass

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• dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🔦

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  MyFlatLoaf.png

  >making flatbread
  >dough is runny and moist
  >imagine I’m baking a giant wad of cum 
  >imagine stomachs bursting with my delicious seed
  >they beg for more
  >but I wont give it to them because I have a 24 hour refractory period 
  due to sourdough starter regeneration time
  Anyway, family reunion thread? 
  

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• Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s a Viz comic about that…

  Fru T. Bunn – a “Master Baker” who makes his own sex dolls out of gingerbread and then attempts to have sex with them. Often he actually succeeds, only to be discovered in the last frame by his wife and daughter (Little Chelsea – ref to the Chelsea Bun)!!

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