Got to try this

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  0.001$

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    tackled by security if you leave without paying for your scrotum

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah they’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Keeps getting identified as “marshmallows”

  No matter how you scan them, it’s always marshmallows

  A male cashier comes to help and stretches out your scrotum … beep … marshmallows

  He calls a manager and two more people show up, a manager who looks like a 14 year school girl and a 70 year old man with bad hearing

  They all try to grab and stretch your ball sack to get a proper scan while you’re fighting everyone to stop touching your genitals

  Beep … marshmellows

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    lol

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not surprising when you’re that pale

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Restricted Item. Please ask employee for assistance.

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Errr sir do you have ID for that?”

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