Holy shit
Hot in the car today
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0efd1573-1ef4-4c5a-8c89-b7ef0c5b7d63.png
Comments
SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 2 months ago
God works mysterious ways
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mostly around the anys.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He loves to see that ass work
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You shouldn’t be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You hold onto the sauce packet you get when you go after church not before
andybytes@programming.dev 2 months ago
Food for slaves
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I honestly had no idea what this could be a reply to
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 months ago
When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…
foodconsumer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that’s amore
Squorlple@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Lord does not accept such excuses. Go in your soiled Sunday best just as you are seen before Him.
andybytes@programming.dev 2 months ago
Shit happens, it jumped up and bit me, life is like a box of chocolates never know when your gonna shit, I JUST KEPT RUNNING
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Wait I thought you didn’t make it to church?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It was supposed to be a fart but it came with friends.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn’t stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.
So like let’s not say church is always boring.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Light a candle, ffs.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
cha-cha-cha
nick@midwest.social 2 months ago
I actually did not guess that.
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
it says right there that you guessed it. God would not allow those words to be written down unless it was true.
see also: bible
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Are you saying the image lies??
How dare.