Hot in the car today

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• nick@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I actually did not guess that.

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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    it says right there that you guessed it. God would not allow those words to be written down unless it was true.
    see also: bible

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you saying the image lies??
    How dare.

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Holy shit

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Blessed propulsion.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ungodly stench

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• SanicHegehog@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  God works mysterious ways

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mostly around the anys.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He loves to see that ass work

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You shouldn’t be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You hold onto the sauce packet you get when you go after church not before

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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Food for slaves

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I honestly had no idea what this could be a reply to

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…

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  • foodconsumer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    that’s amore

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• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It was supposed to be a fart but it came with friends.

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• Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Lord does not accept such excuses. Go in your soiled Sunday best just as you are seen before Him.

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• andybytes@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shit happens, it jumped up and bit me, life is like a box of chocolates never know when your gonna shit, I JUST KEPT RUNNING

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• Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wait I thought you didn’t make it to church?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn’t stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.

  So like let’s not say church is always boring.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Light a candle, ffs.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  cha-cha-cha

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