Comment on My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.

JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.

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  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year

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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?

    *- this is a reference for the olds.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?

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      • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        that’s a taxing

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  • cdf12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make sure you keep proof in case you get audited.

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