She claims it is short for cumulative.
Yeah, right.
Also, who can afford a cum tax in this economy?
I wouldn’t touch that with my bare hands.
My wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.
Submitted 2 days ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Any cum on that hat dried decades ago.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
If you shake the dust off near an air vent, half the building will get pregnant.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 days ago
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 days ago
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
cdf12345@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record
Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Make sure you keep proof in case you get audited.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
If I’m gonna have to start paying money to bust a nut, we’re gonna have a problem.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
you pay with your longevity
quilan@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’ve definitely caught myself writing
cumTotal += value;in my code before.AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 days ago
If Lemmy posters ran an economy
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Man I owe so much!
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
H.E.L.P
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
yes!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
The IRS when the cum tax is added 1000000419