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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Phil is a menace and must be stopped

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Rhubarb haters be crazy

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      • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible

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      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.

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  • Clepsydrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just because he’s a rabbit he can’t read?
      Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
      Let’s leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You misunderstand. Phil’s abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.

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      • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

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      • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Fucking thank you

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  • Mniot@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Some people think, “oh this witch leaving a note means she’s really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb.” It’s not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.

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  • Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wars have been fought for less Phil.

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.

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  • FrChazzz@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Never rub rob another man’s rhubarb!”

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgjt_K5Vjc

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!

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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That seems a little Rude, Barb.

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Barbara

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  • Zombie@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Relevant: youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    sorry, the word rhubarb now links directly to

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve only seen the spoken version of this

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

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    • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can’t spell it in German.

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      • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D

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  • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.

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