Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.
Rhubarb
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just because he’s a rabbit he can’t read?
Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
Let’s leave those specieist stereotypes at the door pleasermuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
You misunderstand. Phil’s abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Fucking thank you
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.
Mniot@programming.dev 10 months ago
Some people think, “oh this witch leaving a note means she’s really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb.” It’s not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.
FrChazzz@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Never
rubrob another man’s rhubarb!”Wilco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Wars have been fought for less Phil.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.
letsgo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 10 months ago
That seems a little Rude, Barb.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 months ago
Zombie@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Relevant: youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
sorry, the word rhubarb now links directly to
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I’ve only seen the spoken version of this
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can’t spell it in German.
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 10 months ago
djehuti@programming.dev 9 months ago
For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 months ago
The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Phil is a menace and must be stopped
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rhubarb haters be crazy
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.