Rhubarb

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Phil is a menace and must be stopped

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rhubarb haters be crazy

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.

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• Clepsydrae@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just because he’s a rabbit he can’t read?
    Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
    Let’s leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You misunderstand. Phil’s abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fucking thank you

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    • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

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• Mniot@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some people think, “oh this witch leaving a note means she’s really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb.” It’s not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.

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• Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.

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• FrChazzz@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Never rub rob another man’s rhubarb!”

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• Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wars have been fought for less Phil.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.

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• letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgjt_K5Vjc

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That seems a little Rude, Barb.

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Barbara

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• Zombie@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Relevant: youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  sorry, the word rhubarb now links directly to

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve only seen the spoken version of this

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

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  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can’t spell it in German.

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    • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D

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• too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

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• djehuti@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.

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