Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.
Rhubarb
Submitted 2 days ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 2 days ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Just because he’s a rabbit he can’t read?
Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
Let’s leave those specieist stereotypes at the door pleasermuk@feddit.uk 2 days ago
You misunderstand. Phil’s abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Fucking thank you
Mniot@programming.dev 2 days ago
Some people think, “oh this witch leaving a note means she’s really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb.” It’s not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Wars have been fought for less Phil.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 day ago
Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.
FrChazzz@lemm.ee 2 days ago
“Never
rubrob another man’s rhubarb!”letsgo@lemm.ee 2 days ago
He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 days ago
That seems a little Rude, Barb.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 days ago
Zombie@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Relevant: youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
sorry, the word rhubarb now links directly to
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I’ve only seen the spoken version of this
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can’t spell it in German.
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 2 days ago
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 days ago
The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Phil is a menace and must be stopped
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Rhubarb haters be crazy
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.