"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  laughs gently and sighs

  “This is a six ounce cup of bath water from a YouTube influencer…”

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• acchariya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A shame, such a tasteless choice. If you had as much class as money, you’d have chosen something like a vintage 1960s submariner rather than a frivolous toy available on every high street in the world.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “It’s certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry”

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “So, you’re both rich and stupid”

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• count_dongulus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sorry I’m not into bracelets

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• Gorge@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “It’s not my fault you’re stupid”

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• Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If only you had learned to tell time.

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• RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Holds up wrist sporting a Casio F-91W “Al-Qaida”

  Big deal… This watch also costs more than my car.

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• 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t have a car. I don’t care to respond to such assholes. I don’t mind sounding poor.

  Wealth beyond what is good for you is no better than theft I’d say. Buying expensive watches while little children grow up in poverty is nothing to be proud of. If anyone should feel shame it should be that guy. Don’t be humiliated by such shameless assholes. Instead let’s organize and fight them.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I wouldn’t want to paint a target on my back like that. Did you hear about Chesterwick’s son getting kidnapped while backpacking in Burma?”

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• fennec@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damn thats a cheap watch, is it Chinese too?

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• OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “You should have saved up a bit more and bought something less gaudy”

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• Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Your watch cost more than £100?”

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• BmeBenji@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “What kinda mileage does it get?”

  “Cool, I went to the bar with my friends last night. What did you do?”

  “Can you get me some more water?”

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You just completely nerd sniped me, Ive speent the last 10 minutes trying to estimate the mpg of the tip of a minute hand on a wrist watch

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• AlphaOmega@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah, but can your watch drive you to the store ?

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• Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden”

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• bluesheep@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Didn’t ask”

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Not sure what a watch is”

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• toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d just start laughing and point at them.

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• vane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  • Your clock stopped. Looks at the clock
  • No it’s still working.
  • You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I don’t get my happiness from material worth.”

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• Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think the really wealthy old-money people would never say such a thing. Because such a thing just wouldn’t occur to them. And if someone said that to them, they’d just kind of smile and nod the same way they would to a toddler. Maybe say “Ah, yes, very good.” So that’s probably the best response.

  But if I were writing a screenplay and had to come up with a one-liner I’d probably go with, “Just goes to show you can’t buy class.”

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You see this watch? it cost 80 bucks and shows notifications from my phone"

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Man, it is a shame you can’t buy class because you could use some.

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They have car money to spend on trinkets, this guy has enough class that it’s time to send him against the wall.

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• AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “that’s cute!”

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “that’s so sad”

  But realistically probably nothing, someone like that isn’t going to care enough about what you think to be affected by what you say.

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If they’ve gone out of their way to draw attention to it, they clearly do care to some degree, whether they directly express it or not.

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There are more reasons to brag and show off than just to seek validation. Their vanity may not be dependent on you.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.”

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• Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “and yet your dad still don’t love you.”

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then

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• sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?

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