“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”
"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"
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Comments
Gorge@lemm.ee 1 day ago
oppy1984@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter, or just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?
mastod0n@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Either dishonest affirmation or “That’s nice, buddy” and touch his shoulder.
With people you might need later it’s the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.
Sergio@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I think the really wealthy old-money people would never say such a thing. Because such a thing just wouldn’t occur to them. And if someone said that to them, they’d just kind of smile and nod the same way they would to a toddler. Maybe say “Ah, yes, very good.” So that’s probably the best response.
But if I were writing a screenplay and had to come up with a one-liner I’d probably go with, “Just goes to show you can’t buy class.”
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Yeah, but can your watch drive you to the store ?
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Good for you, why should I care?
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden”
whereisk@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“It’s not my fault you’re stupid”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
laughs gently and sighs
“This is a six ounce cup of bath water from a YouTube influencer…”
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I have friends
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
“I wouldn’t want to paint a target on my back like that. Did you hear about Chesterwick’s son getting kidnapped while backpacking in Burma?”
bus_factor@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
“Was it meant to make you happier? I’m not sure it worked.”
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
I can read digital clocks faster.
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
Nice.
bluesheep@lemm.ee 1 day ago
“Didn’t ask”
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Not sure what a watch is”
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“and yet your dad still don’t love you.”
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
“What’s your point?”
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 day ago
“Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.”
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d just start laughing and point at them.
Objection@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
“Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over.”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
You see this watch? it cost 80 bucks and shows notifications from my phone"
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Man, it is a shame you can’t buy class because you could use some.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
They have car money to spend on trinkets, this guy has enough class that it’s time to send him against the wall.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s quiet an expensive way to look cheap
SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 20 hours ago
“You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster”
Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I’ll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Smile really big and start laughing.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You paid that much for a watch that looks like you steal from your grandad?