"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Does is keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?”

  Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say “Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out”.

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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Oh, I thought you bought a cheap knockoff like anyone who can handle money. Looks just like one.”

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• Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Good for you. Have a cookie.”

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  • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Probably more accurate. It wasn’t called the Quartz Apocalypse for nothing.

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• Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Grabs machete
  Thanks for showing me where to find it. /j

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• BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s quiet an expensive way to look cheap

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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”

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• hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job.”

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• silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…

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• owl@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Woow, what does it do?

  • It tells time.
    What?
  • It tells time and date.
    Thats it?
  • And it looks good.
    You sure about that?

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  • EchoSnail@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And once daylight savings time is done it’ll be accurate down to the hour!

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have friends

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• Arigion@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can afford not to have a watch.

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• Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t even hide that watch up my ass.

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• Boppel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car

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• Alloi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch” whips out a charizard

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• moopet@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When I was at school, the kids would say, “my dad’s shed is bigger than your dad’s shed”. But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child’s view of the world. Most of us grew up.

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• LavaPlanet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fool and his money.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “What’s your point?”

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• Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over.”

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What is it for?

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  don’t. make a “oh poor guy” face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don’t he will be mad

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    😬

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• Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like “Wow that’s cool :D” and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they’re so proud of it you don’t want to ruin it for them.

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• Deme@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Quite a low bar considering I don’t own a car.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “You got ripped off”

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• ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My car has an analog clock face too.

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• ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s actually way cooler 😂

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• bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Was it meant to make you happier? I’m not sure it worked.”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  steals his watch

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• 13igTyme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “What a horrible financial decision”

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

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• Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn’t see you wearing it?

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