phantomwise
@phantomwise@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Is there a name? 5 weeks ago:
definitely 😅
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 1 month ago:
At least those corners are cut with shiny new knives. Have you considered buying a new set?
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 1 month ago:
How can you have too many knives? There’s just so much variety… Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife… GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 month ago:
That’s cool. What makes it special?
Nice one. If it’s only a status thing he’ll scrabble to find something to say about it other than it’s price. And on the very very low chance that it’s not, he’ll have an excuse to explain. Who knows, he might be a watch nerd who’s really proud that he could afford that watch because it’s a special watch to watch nerds for watch related reasons and he’ll tell you all about it.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 month ago:
That’s actually way cooler 😂
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 month ago:
Can your watch play Bad Apple? Can your watch run Doom? Can you install Arch on that watch? … … didn’t think so 😛
- Comment on Papers, Please: USA Edition 1 month ago:
“Your ability to fold a burrito is too suspicious”
- Comment on Papers, Please: USA Edition 1 month ago:
Alas not 😢
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- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 1 month ago:
True 😅
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 1 month ago:
I know you’re supposed to say size doesn’t matter and I don’t want to be mean, but really… 4GBs DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣
- Comment on Too bad we can't all act like this 1 month ago:
People listening to music or watching videos on their crappy phone speakers on public transports drive me crazy… I don’t want to hear the coughing fits of agony of your phone’s speakers for hours on the train 😭 JUST BUY EARPHONES
- Comment on Too bad we can't all act like this 1 month ago:
Everything was believable until you mentioned Star Wars
- Comment on “It’s Compiling!” 2 months ago:
Or just use rust stakeholder, it’s guaranteed to make you look very busy 😄
- Comment on Listen and 2 months ago:
Me trying to explain why I found 2001: A Space Odyssey an excruciating an confusing snoozefest without a single interesting point… while also insisting that Barry Lindon is one of the greatest films ever made : I SWEAR MY OPINION MAKES SENSE
- Comment on French culture 2 months ago:
Nope, pretty sure French politics should get a crying face (saying this as a French citizen)
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 2 months ago:
YOU’RE A GENIUS ! I take eggs out starting by one end and it always feels super weird to have an unbalanced carton, I’ll have to try your method.