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  • seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My favorite movie, Hana-bi by Takeshi Kitano, always makes me feel so much whenever I see it.

    When I showed it to my parents (my 6th rewatch), they were joking all the time about how boring it was, how lengthy the scenes were… Except towards the end they started getting into it. And it hit them so hard. They were not used to seeing movies taking their time to tell something deeply personal. My mom then said to me “I am thankful to not have stopped watching, because it will remain in me”.

    So I think this meme is sometimes unironically right.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But I love David Lynch

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This, but unironically.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can’t hear the dialog | Christopher Nolan

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This comment is the thread killer.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me when 2001: A Space Odyssey

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    • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Me trying to explain why I found 2001: A Space Odyssey an excruciating an confusing snoozefest without a single interesting point… while also insisting that Barry Lindon is one of the greatest films ever made : I SWEAR MY OPINION MAKES SENSE

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    • sxan@midwest.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh. Oh, have I got a story.

      When Star Wars came out, I was 11. It was making a lot of noise, and my mom kept trying to convince me to go see it, but we’d driven by the theater and I was convinced - convinced - that it would be boring, and refused. Of course I did end up going, and spent the summer in the theater; this was before they kicked you out and made you buy tickets for each showing. I ended up seeing it 16 times in the theater, that summer.

      Anyway, fast forward a couple dozen years and I’m watching an 2001, and I notice that it was originally released and advertised as being in “stereophonic sound.” Checked with mom, and she confirmed that they had taken me to see 2001 in the theater at some point, and I realized that I must have recognized the “In Stereophonic Sound!” on the Star Wars billboard and made the association that that meant “boring.”

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I fucking hate Kubrick. Every movie feels cold and soulless, and they move slower than a snail on lean.

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      • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They’re definitely slow burns that challenge you.

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      • Whateley@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Glad to know I’m not the only one who walks away from a Kubrick movie feeling like they just had a conversation with the most boring person on the planet.

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      2001 was genuinely terrible, absolutely nothing was explained during the move. If I hadn’t read the book beforehand, I’d have had no idea what was going on from roughly half way onwards.

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      • rpl6475@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The last 20 minutes were beyond stupid and poorly implemented making the whole thing just terrible.

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  • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All the comments here jumping to talk about how wrong this is, I gotta ask: haven’t you seen a bad movie?

    Art films or blockbusters (or rather, attempts at blockbusters), plenty of movies just suck. Many bad movies will have endless amounts of people trying to change the narrative with the words on the right column.

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are also plenty of films where people just absolutely dont get it

      My favorite example is annihilation

      And here is an excellent video about it: youtu.be/URo66iLNEZw

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  • quetzaldilla@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Movies are made to tell stories that the directors and the producers feel inspired to tell. And unless they are a Marvel or DC movie, they aren’t always meant to appeal to every audience member, and it’s childish to think that movies should always cater to your every whim-- especially when people are so goddamn quick to judge things others worked really hard on so goddamn harshly.

    And before the “but mah money, tho!” shit-- that’s fucking capitalism, and not unique to movies.

    Not every movie is going to be to your taste, and that’s cool. What’s not cool is shitting on a movie just because you didn’t like it or it didn’t make sense to you.

    Reviews are meant to help you choose which movies you want to bother watching. Using the terms in the green column is helpful in giving the reader a sense of what to expect from a movie while avoiding a negative personal impression.

    The red column is very reflective of modern online critiques:

    Harsh. Impulsive. Thoughtless. Black & white.

    Often made without fully engaging with whatever is being critiqued:

    “I haven’t watched the movie, but based on the trailer I bet it’s trash.”

    “I hate Darren Aronofsky movies because they don’t explain what is happening and they’re stupid.”

    “I heard this movie was great, but I watched it and it sucked. Therefore, everyone else is wrong.”

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    • Isoprenoid@programming.dev ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s not cool is shitting on a movie just because you didn’t like it or it didn’t make sense to you.

      If you don’t like or don’t get a work of art, it is entirely reasonable to shit on it.

      The emperor has no clothes.

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      • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, nobody is going to stop me from shitting all over Ayn Rand novels and film adaptations.

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      • quetzaldilla@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        To clarify, my comment specifically is about superficial movie reviews, critiques, & recommendations.

        Criticism within the context of a movie discussion, presuming everyone involved actually engaged with the movie, is part of healthy dialogue & idea exchange.

        I’ve had my point of view changed plenty within such discussions, and brain dead people do not usually bother to participate in such forums so it’s a win-win.

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    • Whateley@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That isn’t an incorrect critique of Aronofsky. His shit really doesn’t hold up after the critics stop climbing over each other to laud his obtuse cinematography and incoherent plots as genius.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But can we still shit on Michael Bay?

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      • quetzaldilla@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think blatant cash grabs are fair game for harsh criticism.

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Recordings of public executions challenge me

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dreamlike Atmosphere: When my girlfriend and I saw James Cameron’s Avatar in IMAX and both fell asleep.

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The last two might make sense, the others don’t. But regardless, what is boring to one might not be to others. Some watch movies for visual spectacle and beautiful shots, others for deep, well written stories and sentimentality, strong emotion well portrayed, for instance. Preference is not necessarily an objective measure of quality, is what I’m saying, and that’s okay. That’s why you find some critic that watches movies for the same reasons and then try not to miss the movies he also enjoyed…

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    • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or maybe all art house films get described this way when, like any other art form, plenty of them just suck.

      Sometimes a movie just sucks and won’t accept that it sucks.

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  • lasers4eyes@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This made me lol, I know several people IRL who talk like this.

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  • Flamekebab@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Synecdoche, New York

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