"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster”

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• Arigion@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can afford not to have a watch.

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• hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job.”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  steals his watch

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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”

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• Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t even hide that watch up my ass.

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What is it for?

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can read digital clocks faster.

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• NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  neat

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• OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “My wealth is in stocks”

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My wealth is in socks

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• testuserpleaseupvote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ‘I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.’

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• Deme@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Quite a low bar considering I don’t own a car.

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?”

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• BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Never has a movie made me feel so uncomfortable for the characters sacrificing themselves for the grind. It’s good, but I don’t have much desire to see it again. A testament to the writing/acting/directing to keep the tension real.

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• Sneptaur@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tell him I still banged your mom tho

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  don’t. make a “oh poor guy” face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don’t he will be mad

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    😬

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• Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like “Wow that’s cool :D” and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they’re so proud of it you don’t want to ruin it for them.

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Okay and does it tell the time?”

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• Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I’ll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Smile really big and start laughing.

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• 13igTyme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “What a horrible financial decision”

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

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• Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn’t see you wearing it?

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• knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s not a very high bar, boomer.

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• A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shoot the man.

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• Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What time is it?

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