"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…

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• vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why the fuck did you waste that much money on a watch?

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• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Oh, you could only afford one watch?”

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• phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can your watch play Bad Apple? Can your watch run Doom? Can you install Arch on that watch? … … didn’t think so 😛

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• accretion@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You still use a watch?

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• NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  neat

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• SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster”

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ‘I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.’

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• BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Never has a movie made me feel so uncomfortable for the characters sacrificing themselves for the grind. It’s good, but I don’t have much desire to see it again. A testament to the writing/acting/directing to keep the tension real.

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s not a very high bar, boomer.

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Smile and say “it’s very pretty”.

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Good for you man, that’s a really great watch 😊

  Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It’s like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

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• Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What time is it?

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bragging is lower-class behavior

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• Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ok, and what’s your question?

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• TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I couldn’t care less.

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• _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You gotta understand this proving your worth by buying ridiculously expensive shit and then bringing attention to it is an attitude of “new money”

  Rich people who have been rich for generations will have the same time piece but they will not even think about it. It’s granted to them, part of their life that they would never question. Like you putting on socks.

  And that is the attitude that new money cannot understand. Hell that’s kind of what the great gatsby is about, new money just not getting that the expensive shit is just more furniture.

  So the most frustrating thing to this mindset is to treat it as no big deal, or even weird that they would bring it up which really it is

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• Bravo@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What’s my motivation? Is there a reason why I’m listening to Alec Baldwin brag about his watch? What’s stopping me from simply walking away?

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  • DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You need to listen to him because it’s a meeting at work, he’s higher up than you are, and your job is at risk.

    youtu.be/bkjfZctGMq8?t=241

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    • Bravo@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If he’s higher up than me and my job is at risk and I need the job, wouldn’t mouthing off be a bad idea?

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• Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have people who love me.

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• Darkonion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ‘nice watch!’ then move in and quietly say “oh, hey, it looks like your barber missed a spot back there”

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• notarobot@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like owning expensive stuff like that is non optional for the very rich. Those who answer things like “my phone already does that” do sound poor. They don’t buy it because they need the time. They buy it because it looks nice and is expensive.

  I think I would make a disgusted face and say something like “really? It doesn’t look like it. What brand is it?”

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• Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “good for you, little guy”

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just smile non-genuinely and say “Sure.”

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• Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  K

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• mastod0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Either dishonest affirmation or “That’s nice, buddy” and touch his shoulder.

  With people you might need later it’s the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Good for you, why should I care?

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• RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up

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  • nailbar@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Misses train. Yells at clouds.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nice double entendre

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• whereisk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

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• testuserpleaseupvote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

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• Sneptaur@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

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