"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s not a very high bar, boomer.

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• A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shoot the man.

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• Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What time is it?

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bragging is lower-class behavior

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• Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ok, and what’s your question?

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• TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I couldn’t care less.

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• Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I’ll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Smile really big and start laughing.

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  neet

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it’s cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That sounds mad, you have to not care

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why not care about such a rude put down?

      I don’t see why that should be taken in a cool and submissive way? Surely that’s what he wants, to establish dominance.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Cool story bro

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• zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  "Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn’t come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you’ve shown me so far is your have more money than taste…*

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Smile and say “it’s very pretty”.

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy”

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good for you man, that’s a really great watch 😊

  Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It’s like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle… I’m going to go enjoy a coffee. I’ll be back whenever I’m done.”

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Big deal- I also have a small cock.”

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• QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why would you own a depreciating asset that is that expensive?

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  • 6nk06@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Actually Rolex are an investment. I’ve been told by a friend who has some Rolex that:

    1. You can’t buy a Rolex, you must go in a waiting list
    2. Buy the Rolex
    3. Use it for a few months
    4. Sell the Rolex for $10k higher than the brand new price to someone who can’t wait

    It seems to work somehow. People are morons.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This isn’t a car

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• Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My phone is more accurate

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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Time is a construct

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    • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So is that watch gottem

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• amorpheus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s how they’ll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.

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• Legisign@europe.pub ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”

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• sjoeqie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t have a car

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Wow, I guess you really CAN’T buy taste then”

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Cool. Anyway…

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• zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you’re a greedy cunt?”

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sounds poor and mad 😔

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    • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s pretty much the theme for most of the responses here.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s appropriate to get mad at such pointless waste.

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• madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yao_Ming.gif

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes, but do you have brass balls?

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• nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s when you pull Nick Swarsdson’s wrist watch bit. “Hey man I can’t read my watch, can you read my watch?”

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think I made the better choice.

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