Cool story bro
"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"
Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Shoot the man.
0ops@lemm.ee 2 months ago
neet
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it’s cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That sounds mad, you have to not care
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Why not care about such a rude put down?
I don’t see why that should be taken in a cool and submissive way? Surely that’s what he wants, to establish dominance.
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy”
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle… I’m going to go enjoy a coffee. I’ll be back whenever I’m done.”
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Big deal- I also have a small cock.”
QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why would you own a depreciating asset that is that expensive?
6nk06@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Actually Rolex are an investment. I’ve been told by a friend who has some Rolex that:
- You can’t buy a Rolex, you must go in a waiting list
- Buy the Rolex
- Use it for a few months
- Sell the Rolex for $10k higher than the brand new price to someone who can’t wait
It seems to work somehow. People are morons.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This isn’t a car
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meat up with some friends later.”
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Barf in his face.
MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.
BearGun@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
Not gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why you have a personal assistant follow you around!
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
“My wealth is in stocks”
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My wealth is in socks
TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?”
amorpheus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s how they’ll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
sjoeqie@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I don’t have a car
Rooskie91@discuss.online 2 months ago
“Wow, I guess you really CAN’T buy taste then”
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cool. Anyway…
zod000@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
“So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you’re a greedy cunt?”
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Sounds poor and mad 😔
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s pretty much the theme for most of the responses here.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Maybe it’s appropriate to get mad at such pointless waste.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Anyone who spends more on a watch than a car has poor money management. Fuck, what a waste. There’s no way any watch is worth more than $1000 other than for clout which is stupid.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does your watch get good milage?
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Great! Does it help you with not shooting people as well?
Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 months ago
hes just have a itchy trigger finger.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
-“What time is it?”
sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 2 months ago
Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father’s fortune and your child’s kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.
Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 months ago
So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter, or just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Nice.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Tell him I still banged your mom tho
Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Okay and does it tell the time?”