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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yao_Ming.gif

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, but do you have brass balls?

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think I made the better choice.

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So you like to waste money?

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I eat them.

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  • LandedGentry@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “You see my watch? It costs less than the lawyers trying to save your ass after your negligence led to you shooting and killing someone on set.”

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel ‘less than,’ but then i graduated high school

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  • nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s when you pull Nick Swarsdson’s wrist watch bit. “Hey man I can’t read my watch, can you read my watch?”

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument

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  • Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

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  • Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

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  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Cool; I’ll just take it right over to the pawn shop then”

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  • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Oh that’s cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?”

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I’ve had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It’s really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How’s yours do?

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  • scytale@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But does it djent?

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