"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  "Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn’t come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you’ve shown me so far is your have more money than taste…*

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• Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My phone is more accurate

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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Time is a construct

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    • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So is that watch gottem

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• madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yao_Ming.gif

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I’ve had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It’s really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How’s yours do?

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes, but do you have brass balls?

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think I made the better choice.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So you like to waste money?

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• KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I eat them.

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel ‘less than,’ but then i graduated high school

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Last time I gave a fuck was when I were with your wife

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• GiovanniBruzzolini@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean it’s one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

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• Boppel@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You spend this much money for a watch that can’t even turn a deer into roadkill? Your loss.

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I’d still be fine with who I was. Would you?

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Timex?”

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can read digital clocks faster.

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• Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I’ll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Smile really big and start laughing.

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• Legisign@europe.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”

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• nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s when you pull Nick Swarsdson’s wrist watch bit. “Hey man I can’t read my watch, can you read my watch?”

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument

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• Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

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• Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

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• lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Cool; I’ll just take it right over to the pawn shop then”

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• noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Oh that’s cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?”

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• scytale@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But does it djent?

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