Yes, but do you have brass balls?
"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"
Submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 day ago
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think I made the better choice.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
sirico@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So you like to waste money?
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I eat them.
LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
“You see my watch? It costs less than the lawyers trying to save your ass after your negligence led to you shooting and killing someone on set.”
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel ‘less than,’ but then i graduated high school
nthavoc@lemmy.today 1 day ago
That’s when you pull Nick Swarsdson’s wrist watch bit. “Hey man I can’t read my watch, can you read my watch?”
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument
Mechaguana@programming.dev 1 day ago
“Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”
Mechaguana@programming.dev 1 day ago
“Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
“Cool; I’ll just take it right over to the pawn shop then”
noxypaws@pawb.social 1 day ago
“Oh that’s cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I’ve had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It’s really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How’s yours do?
scytale@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
But does it djent?
madcaesar@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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