GiovanniBruzzolini
@GiovanniBruzzolini@aussie.zone
Loves to lick
- Comment on Scott Morrison receives Australia's highest honour for leadership during [COVID] crisis 6 days ago:
That, and his Holiday in Hawaii as we were choking on soot.
It’s much worse than that. the holiday in Hawaii was a lie. He was in NY for the opening of a new church.
Instead of giving a statement to the press saying “Sorry, I’m in New York for an event with my church. I’ll be on the first plane home” the Government pretended he hadn’t left the country and he made a stopover in Hawaii on the way home so photos could be “leaked” of him “being a dad and spending time with his kids during the school holidays”.
The Australian public were having none of it.
Very few people would have a problem if he went with the actual truth of “Sorry, I’m in New York for an event with my church. I’ll be on the first plane home” but hey, liars gotta lie!
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 6 days ago:
I mean it’s one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
- Comment on Scott Morrison receives Australia's highest honour for leadership during [COVID] crisis 6 days ago:
Onya Scotty!
crises during his term, including the COVID pandemic and Black Summer bushfires.
My favourite moment during your heroic handling of the bushfires was when you tried to shake that firefighter’s hand and he said “No! I don’t want to shake your hand” so you lurked around behind him and said “HOwZ THe CUPPA!!!”
We should all leave our soiled pants out for Scotty tonight.
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
Haha, yeah! It’s actually a little depressing to be reminded of his severe lack of leadership qualities.
Regardless of what I think of their policies, every other prime minister has had the leadership skills expected of the role they filled… Except Scotty who was nothing more than an incurious robot masquerading as a daggy dad.
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
Every former prime minister had a lot of great things to say about Antony Green except Morrison who used a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.
He said Antony was a professional 3 times. I knew a guy who was a church minister and he talked a lot, but never really said much because he said everything 3 times. I think they teach them that at church… Tell them what you will say, tell it to them and then tell them what you just said.
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
There’s plenty of time for Rupert and the drop-kicks at the IPA to come up with a new strategy. Dunno if they will ever come up with anything as successful as they did in 2013, though
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
Oh wow! Tony Abbot on sky news showing us all that he belongs in the bin. Lol
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
I wonder how Gina is handling the news tonight
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
I think Trump was a contribution. The conservative opposition were leading the polls but lost their mojo in the last couple of months
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Oh good! Antony had his computer working again
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
“I won’t mention pre-poll because people ARE drinking when I say ‘pre poll’”
Fucking LOL
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
A solid concession speech. Can’t imagine such a speech coming from any of the Liberal party’s leaders over the last decade.
Jeez, remember Malcolm Turnbull having a drunken tantrum on election night and threatening to send the AFP after the Labor party… That was his ACCEPTANCE speech.
- Comment on ABC 2025 Election Watch Party 1 month ago:
Eat shit, Dutton. What a shit campaign those idiots ran