phlegmy

@phlegmy@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches It⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an electric vehicle rental company.
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lime_(transportation_company)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that’s a big load!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I present my girlfriend's daughter.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe read the message before pressing send?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silent Hill f has been banned in Australia, and no one knows why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably thought it was a game about eating ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨frenly warnin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess I’ve been living under a rock or something because I had to look up what 1488 meant.
  I still don’t fully understand though… Is this something that a lot of people recognise as a nazi / white supremacist symbol, or is it more of a niche reference?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Icy Tower

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming has a polarization problem⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because most reviewers will still have subjective biases, and what some people perceive as a 10 might be a 5 to others, and vice versa.

  I personally try to avoid looking at ‘raw’ ratings when I’m trying to find new media.
  Full reviews are better, because they’re able to express more nuance, and I’m able to decide if the parts they liked/disliked are things I care about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To send nudes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a bit old school with things like this.
  I’d much rather avoid downloading a 4k rip and watching it offline.
  But I’ll be sure to avoid these sites, too, if I’m ever in the mood to watch something when I’m away from my ‘linux iso storage and acquisition’ machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a size queen, I’ll take any inches I can get,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't need no app⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Click the first link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow, ok.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, no fuck basic bitches who only ever get cheese or pepperoni pizza and are too scared to leave their comfort zone and put a little bit of pineapple on their pizza every now and then because for some reason the very idea is completely incomprehensible?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patch this Bish!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the caterpillars have found their way to Lemmy…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contributing to the local economy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even flex tape can stop the germans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, maybe they just really like talking about car dashboards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes on a first date⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting both uses out of ‘poof’ there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes on a first date⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, it doesn’t matter if she likes those things or not. It’s about whether or not she supports you having hobbies/interests that she doesn’t share.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon buys a TV without researching⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a skill issue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's PC works⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s pretty normal…
  A lot of people use discord to hang out with their friends.

  Not me though, I have no friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits America⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought French people ate Baguettes all day?
  Or do they use them for sword training? I can never remember…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons make the worst game ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NPC: My husband was killed!

  1. Sorry for your loss…

  2. It’s about time!

  3. pfft sorry for your loss 🙄 tell someone who cares 🥱

  4. It’s about time we found the MF who did this! Let’s go hunt him down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons make the worst game ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The chase sequence starts with an unskippable cinematic, has no checkpoints, and will force you to rewatch the cinematic every time you fail.

  There’s other traffic in the chase sequence, but the traffic is randomized every time, so there’s no way to memorize any pattern.

  The mission fails if the target gets too far away.
  Any time you bump into anything, it slows you down enough that the target gets too far away.

  This is also the first time you’ve driven a car in the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any relations experts?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mites just appreciate when you make the bed for them.

  I’d personally be more inclined to get rid of the mites rather than make them slightly uncomfortable, but each to their own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates smartphones⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROFL⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Take a screenshot of the spectogram

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good to see AAFES looking out for my health⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That seems really cheap compared to Australia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tea time might’ve meant dinner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And you call Celsius centigrade, which means you’re probably not young.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human anteaters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You murderer!
  I hope the smell never washes off your hand, you sick son of a bitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits the Philippines⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure you do…

  Too late to change your story now, Draccie.