phlegmy

@phlegmy@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To send nudes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a bit old school with things like this.
  I’d much rather avoid downloading a 4k rip and watching it offline.
  But I’ll be sure to avoid these sites, too, if I’m ever in the mood to watch something when I’m away from my ‘linux iso storage and acquisition’ machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a size queen, I’ll take any inches I can get,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't need no app⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Click the first link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow, ok.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, no fuck basic bitches who only ever get cheese or pepperoni pizza and are too scared to leave their comfort zone and put a little bit of pineapple on their pizza every now and then because for some reason the very idea is completely incomprehensible?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patch this Bish!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the caterpillars have found their way to Lemmy…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contributing to the local economy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even flex tape can stop the germans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, maybe they just really like talking about car dashboards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes on a first date⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting both uses out of ‘poof’ there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes on a first date⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, it doesn’t matter if she likes those things or not. It’s about whether or not she supports you having hobbies/interests that she doesn’t share.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon buys a TV without researching⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a skill issue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's PC works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s pretty normal…
  A lot of people use discord to hang out with their friends.

  Not me though, I have no friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought French people ate Baguettes all day?
  Or do they use them for sword training? I can never remember…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons make the worst game ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NPC: My husband was killed!

  1. Sorry for your loss…

  2. It’s about time!

  3. pfft sorry for your loss 🙄 tell someone who cares 🥱

  4. It’s about time we found the MF who did this! Let’s go hunt him down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons make the worst game ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The chase sequence starts with an unskippable cinematic, has no checkpoints, and will force you to rewatch the cinematic every time you fail.

  There’s other traffic in the chase sequence, but the traffic is randomized every time, so there’s no way to memorize any pattern.

  The mission fails if the target gets too far away.
  Any time you bump into anything, it slows you down enough that the target gets too far away.

  This is also the first time you’ve driven a car in the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any relations experts?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mites just appreciate when you make the bed for them.

  I’d personally be more inclined to get rid of the mites rather than make them slightly uncomfortable, but each to their own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates smartphones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROFL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Take a screenshot of the spectogram

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good to see AAFES looking out for my health⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That seems really cheap compared to Australia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tea time might’ve meant dinner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And you call Celsius centigrade, which means you’re probably not young.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human anteaters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You murderer!
  I hope the smell never washes off your hand, you sick son of a bitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits the Philippines⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure you do…

  Too late to change your story now, Draccie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon creates a business plan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just say it with a New Zealand accent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone let David Icke know about this?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shark sucking a dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack and Coke⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely more interesting without eyes, I prob fucked ‘em up a bit too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack and Coke⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Here you go

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lololol something something dog food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the bitwise AND of subnet masks and IP addresses redundant?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably because it’s only four bytes of data, and counting/extracting bits takes more cpu time than one AND operation.
  Most CPU’s are optimised to work with whole integers (32/64 bit) rather than individual bits.

  If memory was a serious concern you could compress it down to one byte as a ‘number of 1s’ counter at the cost of additional cpu operations, but because 3 extra bytes is such a small amount of data, this memory/time trade off isn’t worth it in most systems.

  It’d be useful if you wanted to compress some data logs or something with many subnet masks though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recommendation engine: Downvote any game you've heard of before⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That guy’s seriously talented!
  Among the things he’s made, he’s also made some really nice, easy to understand, high-speed compression formats (QOI/QOA), as well as a public domain mpeg decoder.

  I’ve used all three for various projects and I’d highly recommend that most software developers check them out. If only for the learning experience.