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They said the packaging would be discreet!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.

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      • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        So a standard Trump supporter?

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      • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks

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      • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.

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      • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.

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      • kerrigan778@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        ITS. A. JOKE.

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    • False@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Sorry, my cock is too big for that”

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.

      “OH FFS MOVE!”

      Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.

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      • YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.

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      • neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot

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    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Guessing Texas

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?

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    • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Skeet

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.

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    • cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean

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    • tacofox@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.

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      • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.

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      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Dr. Evil demands compensation of
        Image

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      yep, double tap recommended at a gas station

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s contraband in the state of Texas.

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    LPT.

    If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on

    Responding for a friend

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What does LPT stand for?

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      • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Life Pro Tip.

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  • elannasdad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”

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  • jrwperformance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?

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    • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…

      JOHNSON!

      Yes sir?

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      • Nightweb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this

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      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Woody? Woody Harrelson?

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    • perviouslyiner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Maybe a planter? Something like this.

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead

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  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.

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    • mondomon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hopefully unlubed.

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      • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Paging Dr. Evil.

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  • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s Nicole’s.

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  • RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!

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  • MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

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  • blandfordforever@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!

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  • Elkot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your mom been on Amazon again?

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Found moist critical’s lemmy account

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  • friendlycheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Reposted.

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

    In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶

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  • cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think its a dick move.

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  • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Now that’s a big load!

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  • solomon42069@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.

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  • Glitterkoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔

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