No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
They said the packaging would be discreet!
Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/01108fcf-e4e1-4aa5-a0bf-2f6f6314705b.jpeg
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Skeet
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
cerement@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
tacofox@lemm.ee 10 months ago
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
HK65@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
robocall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 10 months ago
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 months ago
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What does LPT stand for?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Life Pro Tip.
elannasdad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
krashmo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Nightweb@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
mondomon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hopefully unlubed.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Paging Dr. Evil.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 10 months ago
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
blandfordforever@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
Elkot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your mom been on Amazon again?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
friendlycheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Reposted.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I think its a dick move.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Now that’s a big load!
solomon42069@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
Glitterkoe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
So a standard Trump supporter?
ceenote@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 10 months ago
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
MBM@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ITS. A. JOKE.
False@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Sorry, my cock is too big for that”
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.
“OH FFS MOVE!”
Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 10 months ago
even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Guessing Texas
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
MBM@lemmings.world 10 months ago
… nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.