No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
They said the packaging would be discreet!
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/01108fcf-e4e1-4aa5-a0bf-2f6f6314705b.jpeg
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Skeet
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
cerement@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
tacofox@lemm.ee 1 month ago
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 month ago
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 month ago
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What does LPT stand for?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Life Pro Tip.
elannasdad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
krashmo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Nightweb@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
mondomon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hopefully unlubed.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Paging Dr. Evil.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
Elkot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Your mom been on Amazon again?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
friendlycheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Reposted.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
I think its a dick move.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Now that’s a big load!
solomon42069@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
Glitterkoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
So a standard Trump supporter?
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 month ago
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
MBM@lemmings.world 5 weeks ago
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ITS. A. JOKE.
False@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Sorry, my cock is too big for that”
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.
“OH FFS MOVE!”
Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 1 month ago
even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Guessing Texas
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
MBM@lemmings.world 5 weeks ago
… nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.