No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
They said the packaging would be discreet!
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/01108fcf-e4e1-4aa5-a0bf-2f6f6314705b.jpeg
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Skeet
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
cerement@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
tacofox@lemm.ee 2 months ago
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 months ago
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 months ago
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What does LPT stand for?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Life Pro Tip.
elannasdad@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
krashmo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Nightweb@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
mondomon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hopefully unlubed.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Paging Dr. Evil.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 1 month ago
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
Elkot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your mom been on Amazon again?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
friendlycheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Reposted.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I think its a dick move.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Now that’s a big load!
solomon42069@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
Glitterkoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
So a standard Trump supporter?
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 month ago
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
MBM@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ITS. A. JOKE.
False@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Sorry, my cock is too big for that”
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.
“OH FFS MOVE!”
Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 2 months ago
even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Guessing Texas
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
MBM@lemmings.world 1 month ago
… nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.