No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
They said the packaging would be discreet!
Submitted 2 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/01108fcf-e4e1-4aa5-a0bf-2f6f6314705b.jpeg
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Skeet
MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 19 hours ago
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
cerement@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
tacofox@lemm.ee 2 days ago
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 days ago
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Elkot@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Your mom been on Amazon again?
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
I think its a dick move.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 days ago
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What does LPT stand for?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Life Pro Tip.
elannasdad@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
mondomon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Hopefully unlubed.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
krashmo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
Nightweb@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 2 days ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Paging Dr. Evil.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
friendlycheese@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Reposted.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 days ago
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Now that’s a big load!
solomon42069@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
Glitterkoe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
So a standard Trump supporter?
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
MBM@lemmings.world 18 hours ago
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 day ago
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 days ago
I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 2 days ago
ITS. A. JOKE.
False@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Sorry, my cock is too big for that”
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.
“OH FFS MOVE!”
Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 2 days ago
even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot
MBM@lemmings.world 18 hours ago
… nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Guessing Texas