It's a rule

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “It’s a propreitery measuring standard”

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  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

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    • Baizey@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Laugh all you will, the standard will be kept a secret

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  pulling into service station with a flat tire

  “Got a flat?”

  “No, man, it’s the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!”

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Got a flat?”

    • “Yeah, I live around downtown”

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.

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  • fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You oopsied. Takes way longer than that.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  > Be me
  > At work
  > Test appears to be finished based on logs
  > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
  > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
  > “Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?”
  > “No, i just thought it would be fun.”

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    fun is important

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes but it was sarcasm. lol

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• ckmnstr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Putting diapers on now, DTF?”

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.

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    • itsralC@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar

      (Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it metric years or imperial years?

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice. Im 18 trucks old.

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Story points.

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Isn’t that what a minute is for?

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• sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

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