Off topic but I think the lyric is bathroom floor, bathroom door could turn it into a slightly different story
🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶
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Deebster@programming.dev 1 day ago
!showerthoughts@lemmy.world needs to up its game
GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
When a highly educated genius has shower thoughts. Or gets high.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Apparently it took the combination of both to really kick off.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi
inbeesee@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Something something, hitting his wife’s bottom like a semi
Midnitte@beehaw.org 1 day ago
Why?
Mr XHe was pretty open about his Marijuana use.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Other people don’t just shower together for fun? Shower sex is awful, but tandem showering is lovely. Even used to shower with roommates back in the days.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
The wife and I do it. Shower sex is awful sex, but showers that involve naked chatting with someone I enjoy talking to and being naked with rule
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 17 hours ago
I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it’s not the same.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
I’d shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we’re both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.
I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn’t an enjoyable experience for me. I’d just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 17 hours ago
Thanks for reminding me of some great memories showering with my dad. We would have these like endurance contests with the cold water lol.
With my partner I kind of squish myself against the wall so we have the water pouring between us. But you’re right it’s not as easy as just trending to yourself.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Just bang the girl, smh.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Bruh, Carl and Ann were freaky af
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
He was in the shower with his wife, he just got done banging the girl.
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 day ago
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Post nut clarity ftw!
AernaLingus@hexbear.net 1 day ago
www.theguardian.com/science/…/spaceexploration
The late astronomer and author Carl Sagan was a secret but avid marijuana smoker, crediting it with inspiring essays and scientific insight, according to Sagan’s biographer.
Using the pseudonym ‘Mr. X’, Sagan wrote about his pot smoking in an essay published in the 1971 book Reconsidering Marijuana. The book’s editor, Lester Grinspoon, recently disclosed the secret to Sagan’s biographer, Keay Davidson.
Davidson, a writer for the San Francisco Examiner, revealed the marijuana use in an article published in the newspaper’s magazine Sunday. Carl Sagan: A Life is due out in October.
“I find that today a single joint is enough to get me high… in one movie theater recently I found I could get high just by inhaling the cannabis smoke which permeated the theatre,” wrote Sagan, who authored popular science books such as Cosmos, Contact, and The Dragons of Eden.
In the essay, Sagan said marijuana inspired some of his intellectual work.
“I can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves,” wrote the former Cornell University professor. “I wrote the curves in soap on the shower wall, and went to write the idea down.”
Sagan also wrote that pot enhanced his experience of food, particularly potatoes, as well as music and sex.
Grinspoon, Sagan’s closest friend for 30 years, said Sagan’s marijuana use is evidence against the notion that marijuana makes people less ambitious.
“He was certainly highly motivated to work, to contribute,” said Grinspoon, a psychiatry professor at Harvard University.
Grinspoon is an advocate of decriminalizing marijuana.
Ann Druyan, Sagan’s former wife, is a director of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws. The nonprofit group promotes legalization of marijuana.
Sagan died of pneumonia in 1996. He was 62.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wtf how big is your water heater?
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
went to write the idea down
Doesn’t this mean he left the shower?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
I’ll test this for science.
First I have to find a wife.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Tankless W as per heaters will go forever.
junderwood@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, all that hot water and then people will just take longer showers. Their job is really tankless.
Damage@feddit.it 1 day ago
Never got any complaints *wink wink*
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s not the size of the water heater, it’s the volume of water output.
tdawg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is this a home owner joke I’m too poor to get
far_university1990@reddthat.com 21 hours ago
Post nut clarity
brianary@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Now that’s a guy who likes curves!
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
It’s the diagram!
pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Hey gon, is this a cremling I’ve found?
General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If it was any other name at the bottom of that quote I would’ve doubted.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Oh I’ve been this kind of high before. It’s awesome 0
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Was the wife impressed though?
pyre@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I’d day probably no, he clearly got so distracted by all that shit that he forgot to let her finish
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
No doubt
yucandu@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes”.
Psythik@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Buck* naked
klemptor@startrek.website 1 day ago
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wasnt there a documentary on PBS in the 90s about fermat’s last theorem where this was a plot point?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Imagine having sex, you blast rope all over your SO and see some noise pattern that leads to the discovery of a stable wormhole.