🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶

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• ns1@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Off topic but I think the lyric is bathroom floor, bathroom door could turn it into a slightly different story

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    welp i tried

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• Deebster@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  !showerthoughts@lemmy.world needs to up its game

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  • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When a highly educated genius has shower thoughts. Or gets high.

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apparently it took the combination of both to really kick off.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine having sex, you blast rope all over your SO and see some noise pattern that leads to the discovery of a stable wormhole.

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi

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  • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why? Mr X He was pretty open about his Marijuana use.

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  • inbeesee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Something something, hitting his wife’s bottom like a semi

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Other people don’t just shower together for fun? Shower sex is awful, but tandem showering is lovely. Even used to shower with roommates back in the days.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The wife and I do it. Shower sex is awful sex, but showers that involve naked chatting with someone I enjoy talking to and being naked with rule

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it’s not the same.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we’re both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.

    I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn’t an enjoyable experience for me. I’d just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for reminding me of some great memories showering with my dad. We would have these like endurance contests with the cold water lol.

      With my partner I kind of squish myself against the wall so we have the water pouring between us. But you’re right it’s not as easy as just trending to yourself.

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• selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just bang the girl, smh.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bruh, Carl and Ann were freaky af

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He was in the shower with his wife, he just got done banging the girl.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Post nut clarity ftw!

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• AernaLingus@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.theguardian.com/science/…/spaceexploration

  The late astronomer and author Carl Sagan was a secret but avid marijuana smoker, crediting it with inspiring essays and scientific insight, according to Sagan’s biographer.

  Using the pseudonym ‘Mr. X’, Sagan wrote about his pot smoking in an essay published in the 1971 book Reconsidering Marijuana. The book’s editor, Lester Grinspoon, recently disclosed the secret to Sagan’s biographer, Keay Davidson.

  Davidson, a writer for the San Francisco Examiner, revealed the marijuana use in an article published in the newspaper’s magazine Sunday. Carl Sagan: A Life is due out in October.

  “I find that today a single joint is enough to get me high… in one movie theater recently I found I could get high just by inhaling the cannabis smoke which permeated the theatre,” wrote Sagan, who authored popular science books such as Cosmos, Contact, and The Dragons of Eden.

  In the essay, Sagan said marijuana inspired some of his intellectual work.

  “I can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves,” wrote the former Cornell University professor. “I wrote the curves in soap on the shower wall, and went to write the idea down.”

  Sagan also wrote that pot enhanced his experience of food, particularly potatoes, as well as music and sex.

  Grinspoon, Sagan’s closest friend for 30 years, said Sagan’s marijuana use is evidence against the notion that marijuana makes people less ambitious.

  “He was certainly highly motivated to work, to contribute,” said Grinspoon, a psychiatry professor at Harvard University.

  Grinspoon is an advocate of decriminalizing marijuana.

  Ann Druyan, Sagan’s former wife, is a director of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws. The nonprofit group promotes legalization of marijuana.

  Sagan died of pneumonia in 1996. He was 62.

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wtf how big is your water heater?

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  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    went to write the idea down

    Doesn’t this mean he left the shower?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll test this for science.

      First I have to find a wife.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tankless W as per heaters will go forever.

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    • junderwood@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, all that hot water and then people will just take longer showers. Their job is really tankless.

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  • Damage@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Never got any complaints *wink wink*

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    • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not the size of the water heater, it’s the volume of water output.

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  • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this a home owner joke I’m too poor to get

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• brianary@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now that’s a guy who likes curves!

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• General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If it was any other name at the bottom of that quote I would’ve doubted.

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• far_university1990@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Post nut clarity

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• yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes”.

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• Jolteon@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s the diagram!

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  • pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey gon, is this a cremling I’ve found?

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Was the wife impressed though?

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d day probably no, he clearly got so distracted by all that shit that he forgot to let her finish

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    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No doubt

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh I’ve been this kind of high before. It’s awesome 0

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• Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buck* naked

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• klemptor@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?

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• Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wasnt there a documentary on PBS in the 90s about fermat’s last theorem where this was a plot point?

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