We here at lemmy love the antichrist

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• MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  I put that shit on everything!

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  • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TOXIC

      LOTS OF BPA

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    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love how I opened it and my brain tickled. Then I closed it, opened it again and saw that this is AI generated.

      I tell you, good pattern recognition is a blessing and a curse. Blessing because you see all of this immediately after some unconscious training, curse because you’re extremely susceptible to conspiracy theories…

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  • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Non GMO”

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  • xenoclast@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t they be invisible? When I think about the mircoplastics in my blood… I’m pretty sure they’re pretty damn small… or I’d be dead

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    • lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I imagine it’s a bit like salt. On its own or in a liquid, it’s pretty invisible. But put enough of it in one place and you’ll be able to see it

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• Kernal64@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The dollar sign comes before the number. Putting it behind the number is just another effect of micro plastics. 😢

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  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yet another American convention that makes no damn sense

    “Hmm yes, I am going to buy that ice cream for dollar one”

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thinking this is an exclusively American convention is yet another effect of microplastics…

      We’re dooooooomed 😭

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    • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I dunno, seems reasonable to me in the same way that Spanish using “¿” at the beginning of a question makes sense.

      That it’s inconsistent with other units is certainly annoying, but if anything I think it’s the more sensible way.

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    • TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a convention for writing checks. If the dollar amount on a check read “300.00$” there’s nothing stopping me from writing “1300.00$” on there. But if you put “$300.00” that number is enclosed on both sides and there is no chance of being able to modify it (without significantly more effort that can be much more easily noticed)

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In case anyone is interested in reading the text on the right:

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• eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good good

  Let the microplastics flow through you

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re apparently not giving me a choice in the matter.

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I try but they get stuck in my liver and kidneys.

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• nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All of those concepts were spawned from lead-addled generations, microplastics are their unleaded gift to their progeny.

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• menixator@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  needs more jpeg

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And that it’s no surprise it’s been so god-damn hot as of late, we’re never gonna be cold… You know the Devil is LOOOOORD

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• MuteDog@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, how do I get the $400 per month health insurance?

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why we gotta insult Osaka like that

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  420 boof microplastic everyday

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