Idk why but censoring R*ddit is way funnier than it should be
Help me out here
Submitted 11 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 11 months ago
Oh it’s reddit? I thought it was censoring out a name of a planet.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I prefer Re***t
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s the most ****it sentence over ever read
lauha@lemmy.one 11 months ago
If by immediate you mean in govermental decision making scale i.e. couple of weeks or months then I once saw a guy being an actual decent person to be around without expecting anything in return and he had no problem getting around.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we blow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?
Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?
Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.
Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah I know 3 different plus sized gamers who are happily married
Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Maybe start by not referring to them as ‘females’ or talking about ‘luring’ them to your room
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 months ago
TIL: there is such a thing as a stupid question.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“Plus Size Gamer”
Dude, we’re fat or even obese.
proctonaut@lemmy.world 11 months ago
morbidly sexy
Kyyrypyy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sounds like a great band name
can@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
rubenesque gamer
Zozano@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Diabetes Stranding
MTK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Also in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I used to know one who would go for “here’s $100”, though that was many many years ago and I don’t know if she still lives that kind of life. I haven’t kept up with anyone from high-school, much less friends of friends.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“You should smile more. You’d be a lot prettier”
muzzle@lemm.ee 11 months ago
No clue, but I would start by not referring to them as females, just a hunch.
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org 11 months ago
“$3 million/year, 1 night/week.”
prayer@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
~150,000/night is a hefty cost.
ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org 11 months ago
To betray one’s own heart in the interest of profit, such a cost is fair.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ever been married?
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Han shot first
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You don’t have to say anything, just show them the sweet skills you’ve developed while studying the blade.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
John Madden. Football.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
“plus sized”
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 11 months ago
There’s one in the Austin Powers movies with a funny scottish accent.
I don’t think he’s not a gamer tho. “Dead sexy” funny guy nonetheless.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”
He had other lines the ladies love like:
“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Fat Bastard?
Senseless@feddit.org 11 months ago
This is semi unrelated, but I think still somewhat fitting. There’s this one guy in our festival group that sometimes is away, no one knows where he’s at but chances are high, he’s fucking someone. He’s that kind of guy, that ladies fall for when he drops lines like “hi, I’m (redacted) and how do your pants open?”
If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t believe it.
Bertuccio@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The prequels were better
Bertuccio@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well, actually…
ving_thor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
genuineparts@infosec.pub 11 months ago
If i said you have a nice body would you take off your clothes and do a little dance?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I am no longer infected!”
kionite231@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
If you throw some money at me I would
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well at least there’s something we can all agree on.
AceSLS@ani.social 11 months ago
Relevant last place comic:
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