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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ving_thor@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”

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    • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If i said you have a nice body would you take off your clothes and do a little dance?

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “I am no longer infected!”

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      • kionite231@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you throw some money at me I would

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    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well at least there’s something we can all agree on.

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      • AceSLS@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Relevant last place comic:

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  • DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk why but censoring R*ddit is way funnier than it should be

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    • yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh it’s reddit? I thought it was censoring out a name of a planet.

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      • kionite231@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Huh I thought it’s a country name.

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I prefer Re***t

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the most ****it sentence over ever read

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  • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If by immediate you mean in govermental decision making scale i.e. couple of weeks or months then I once saw a guy being an actual decent person to be around without expecting anything in return and he had no problem getting around.

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we blow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At least 10 more minutes

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      • Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?

        Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.

        Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.

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    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah I know 3 different plus sized gamers who are happily married

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  • Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe start by not referring to them as ‘females’ or talking about ‘luring’ them to your room

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He calls it his lair.

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      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        *dungeon

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL: there is such a thing as a stupid question.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Plus Size Gamer”

    Dude, we’re fat or even obese.

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    • proctonaut@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      morbidly sexy

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      • Kyyrypyy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sounds like a great band name

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      rubenesque gamer

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    • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Diabetes Stranding

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!

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      • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.

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      • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?

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  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I used to know one who would go for “here’s $100”, though that was many many years ago and I don’t know if she still lives that kind of life. I haven’t kept up with anyone from high-school, much less friends of friends.

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You should smile more. You’d be a lot prettier”

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  • muzzle@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No clue, but I would start by not referring to them as females, just a hunch.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hi, I’m Gabe”

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  • ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “$3 million/year, 1 night/week.”

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    • prayer@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ~150,000/night is a hefty cost.

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      • ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        To betray one’s own heart in the interest of profit, such a cost is fair.

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ever been married?

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  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Han shot first
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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t have to say anything, just show them the sweet skills you’ve developed while studying the blade.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    John Madden. Football.

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “plus sized”

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  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s one in the Austin Powers movies with a funny scottish accent.

    I don’t think he’s not a gamer tho. “Dead sexy” funny guy nonetheless.

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”

      He had other lines the ladies love like:

      “First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

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    • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fat Bastard?

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is semi unrelated, but I think still somewhat fitting. There’s this one guy in our festival group that sometimes is away, no one knows where he’s at but chances are high, he’s fucking someone. He’s that kind of guy, that ladies fall for when he drops lines like “hi, I’m (redacted) and how do your pants open?”

    If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t believe it.

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  • Bertuccio@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The prequels were better

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  • Bertuccio@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, actually…

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