LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins

@LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  the old man’s brain was such pudding he thought a chatbot was real but yes go off about monogamy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly being constrained to only respond to a prompt is a big crack, for me, in the “am i talking to a person” illusion that these things seem to be for all these idiots. Oh, it only says a thing, in response? Well that’s lame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ok hack me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate 2fa so very much and long for the world of the past where just having a fucking account and a password was enough, now you need to break your fucking email and wait for a fucking text to turn on your fucking toaster

  I don’t care what security nerds say I don’t need every single fucking god damn thing to have the same security as a bank account

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💀 💀 💀⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  bruhs pulled pork

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  feddit.nl continuing to be identical to feddit.uk i don’t know why you dumb fucking shitlibs don’t just stay on reddit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok’s ‘spicy’ video setting instantly made me Taylor Swift nude deepfakes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  for the low low cost of 300 hundos a month you can have “AI” waifu boobies and an “assistant” that sends you illegal porn, wow the future truly is here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid sexy apples⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  im assuming this apple based honey is for vegans so if any of y’all have tried it let me know how it would work as a honey substitute in cooking recipes, the best solution I’ve found so far is to ignore my chefs who tell me not to use corn syrup and mix that with brown sugar. It’s obviously not the same as honey but better than just going “ah fuck it just skip it”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid sexy apples⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Without looking it up I can confidently tell you that bee free honey isn’t about “avoiding ecological collapse affecting a product,” it’s about vegans giving waaaay too much of a shit about bees to the point that honey is “not vegan”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh no, the horrific violence 😢😢😢😢

  Hey shithead mods, politicians allowing installed capitalism to destroy the climate and reduce our planet to an inhospitable cinder are also engaging in violence, but on a genocidal scale

  Removing “advocacy for violence” against these people is you taking a stand, siding with them as they do this

  In which case I hope the guillotine comes for you too, you fucking comprador nerds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this mf out here thinking God is gonna pay for 4k textures on everything, even the skybox!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  football-lucy football-charlie-brown

  fell-for-it-again-award fell

  fell-for-it-again fell

  neon-fell-for-it-evangelion fell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enjoy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  visible-disgust

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  what if we ask chatgpt to figure out physics for us and it gives us some absolutely fucked to death recursive nonsense but- what if- what if we like get lucky and it somehow works, the llm’s quadrillion monkeys typing somehow crack a glitch in reality

  i imagine that is about as likely as it actually helping with inventing new fields of science

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  some-controversy