LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins

@LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐦‍⬛ Blackbird singing in the dead of night... (人´▽`*)♪⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Like holy shit this could have been a two sentence email “Hey we need a crow emoji, raven, crow, whatever it doesn’t matter. It should go after the eagle emoji”

  “It is proposed that” shut the fuck up nerd you’re not writing the fucking magna carta

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐦‍⬛ Blackbird singing in the dead of night... (人´▽`*)♪⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how nerds will be over paid to over intellectualize shit (the document proposing this being in needlessly specific legalese speak) and still get it wrong in the end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gundam Chestnut⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reading about the sheer number of american chestnut trees that used to be on just the east coast is staggering, literally over a billion trees, all producing edible nuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i think people really idealize and fetishize non- industrial agriculture to a weird degree that is divorced from reality, like, I’m pretty sure I read the haber bosch process alone is essentially responsible for feeding half of humanity at this point, but maybe I’m wrong for thinking “there’s no way you’re getting enough fixed nitrogen to feed four billion extra people without industrial processes.” I’m pretty sure I’m not though and if you blanket replaced all capitalist agriculture with whatever you’d have mass starvation in the absence of industrial fertilizer production.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol, lmao even.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i think if you work in a customer facing job for at least five years and walk away thinking “yes these people are all capable phd candidates” there’s something wrong going on in that analysis so hey i guess we’ll just disagree here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol, lmao even.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no they fucking don’t

  I would not be surprised if a simple majority of Americans were functionally illiterate at this point. 5 years ago it was over 1/7 in my state and let’s just say I don’t live in the deep south or midwest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would have still eaten them just not the moldy parts

  Do they know the hyphae extends past where it’s visibly moldy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific Exposure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  knowing literally nothing about the state of academic journalism in China I’m going to just confidently say, lol, lmao, China keep winning (and this is why it will) some-controversy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labcoat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i assume it can distract them from the things they need to be doing like paying attention for warning signs of seizures

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Research shows research is the leading cause of research⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  pretty sure it’s funding and that’s why China gonna keep winnin’ some-controversy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Putting a single cucumber into gallons of water isn’t gonna do nothin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unrelated but they put out water at my work that’s like just tap water sitting in a dispenser that they’ll sometimes slice like, a couple oranges or lemons or cucumbers into. It adds no flavor and just wastes the fruit or cucumbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They already have fiji water which iirc the last time I saw any study of microplastics in water supplies had the least of any bottled water, how much more prestigious does it need to brew

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Velma can't math.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to be able to do calculus and now I don’t even remember algebra

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  well pissing on the tree gives it valuable nitrogen yummy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  anybody who thinks this would work has never pissed before, people would just bow their legs a little or pee at an angle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  comment reads like it’s motivated mostly out of disgust for the homeless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But can it see COVID??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I work at a private college and i’m not in a management position so I don’t do any ordering and am constrained by budget but everyone loves, respects and fears my powerful ability to cook so I can pretty much freestyle dishes however I want to as long as i’m getting the food out on time and it tastes good

  I haven’t asked about honey substitutes yet but I’ve recently gotten them to try a vegan chicken stock that has proven really adequate for adding a lot of flavor to risotto or fake chicken dishes, and i just got them to try a different vegan mozzarella that turned out to be better than the sysco brand shit they were getting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i tried to use corn syrup as a vegan honey substitute for a glaze of spiced nuts for roasted carrots and let me tell you that corn taste is a bit off and I really should have just like idk made a simple syrup with sugar or something

  i wish vegans would just eat honey it’s just bees I didn’t vote to consider bugs animals (but even though I disagree i’m not gonna feed people honey like the cooks I work with who sometimes “forget” it isn’t vegan)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punch Time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I hope you’re thirsty because I brought some punch” is an even more idiomatic way to phrase things than “I’m going to punch your lights out”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If Im ever denied my sugar water at a restaurant i will simply cry, scream, piss, shit and fart until I have my way or am forced to leave

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proof of wormholes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck is up with the people here seemingly rabidly eager to believe tylenol causes fucking autism? I guess the comment saying people are desperate for answers was really fuckin right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or the common cold!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  down here chokin’ on grass, (but Whitey’s on the Moon)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can eat edibles before you go to bed 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about bamboo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Takes Nearly 10% Stake in Intel, Clinching Unorthodox Deal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Unga munga” jesse-wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Takes Nearly 10% Stake in Intel, Clinching Unorthodox Deal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the state taking a 10% stake in a company isn’t communism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  things weren’t good before then though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the old man’s brain was such pudding he thought a chatbot was real but yes go off about monogamy