Plant mushrooms and poppies so you can just disassociate your way into the afterlife.
Aaaaaaaaaa
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socsa@piefed.social 7 hours ago
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
technically psychedelic mushrooms would be an associative hallucinogen, but you got the spirit
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’m exclusively planting tulips for trade. I’m not missing out when the craze strikes again.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 10 hours ago
Sorry to say, but we’ve moved onto virtual goods to satisfy our crazes nowadays. Try planting those tulips in your homebrew farmcraft simulator clone and watch those profits roll in.
NFTs = non fungal tulips
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Even if current weakens it won’t make Europe cold. Main effect will be extreme hot subtropical ocean and stronger hurricanes in Caribbean and south US. Those hotter sea levels will still distribute heat along the main current path. But Europe will get warmer because Atlantic gets warmer without current. Hot water spreads naturally, and hot air temperatures make water warmer. Continuous dropping of Artic ice levels, especially the winter maximums, means very long summer warming periods and very high fall arctic ocean temps, means steady ocean temperatures at UK level.
AMOC collapse theory is based on accelerated Artic melting. But what’s happening so far, last decade or so, is less freezing happening each year. At the time the theory was developed, global warming was led by Arctic region, warming 3-4x faster than rest of planet. Rest of planet has caught up without maintaining that ratio.
dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 4 hours ago
What does AMOC stand for? Is it that atlantic air current?
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Its ocean current. I believe Atl Meridian Overturning Current
LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 hours ago
it’s the gulf stream
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
… Potatoes.
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 hours ago
Yes, all potatoes. Make sure in one large area, all the same sub type as well. Nothing bad can happen.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Surely, there is absolutely no precedent for anything going wrong in a scenario such as that.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Plant coriander with your potatoes, it repels a lot of the insects that harm them
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 hours ago
I’ve heard a good rec is to give yourself a buffer of one to two usda zones plus and minus.
CuriousMagpie@beige.party 6 hours ago
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
Diversity! Gotta hedge those bets.
That said amoc collapse probably isn’t happening imminently.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Northwestern Europe, to be precise.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
Guerilla plant fast growing plants in vacant areas to suck up as much CO2 as possible?
(Yes I know this is like a drop in the ocean.)
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Plants and trees are carbon neutral. They release the carbon when they decompose.
denial@feddit.org 11 hours ago
Not entirely. Some goes into the topsoil. Also if your guerilla project lives on one plant is replaced with another, so it is carbon negative compared with no plants in its place.
grue@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
You gotta sequester the carbon by harvesting the trees and then either building stuff with them or burying/sinking them in anaerobic conditions so they can’t decompose.
Jakylla@jlai.lu 11 hours ago
A little part stills goes to soil and other, we wouldn’t have coal if old trees decomposed all their CO2 back to the air
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
In a mostly solid form though
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 hours ago
I’m at the same latitude as Portugal and in low elevation. We didn’t get above freezing for five weeks straight during part of this winter. We set a couple of record cold temperatures too.
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
Why not do a mixture of both?
robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 3 hours ago
yeah this needs a third button for gmo crops that can handle both extremes
Speiser0@feddit.org 11 hours ago
Global warming doesn’t mean that it will ultimately will be very hot where you live. I.e. in europe, the gulf stream might cut off, resulting in much colder climate, I’ve heard.
Photonic@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
That’s exactly what the meme is about: AMOC collapse is the scientific term for the “Gulf Stream cut off”
Speiser0@feddit.org 9 hours ago
Oooh, I thought it stood for something like AtoMic bOmb winter Climate.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 10 hours ago
Skip the line and just make you one of these babies. https://simcity.fandom.com/wiki/Arcology?file=Launch_Arcology.gif
plyth@feddit.org 11 hours ago
Plant cold resistant garden for nuclear winter!
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 hours ago
You need the rad resistant varieties too. Don’t plant tomatoes, plant tatos. Don’t plant wheat, plant razorgrain.
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I was quite surprised, when buying seeds for my garden (I need heat tolerant varieties of everything) that some of the ones that were heat tolerant were also cold tolerant, either old varieties or sturdy hybrids.
Green Magic Broccoli is awesome, and there are lettuces like that. And while our unusual double tap freeze this year wiped out most of my garden, the fennel, which is heat tolerant in my experience, just did not freeze. All those little hairy leaves were completely undamaged. I did not expect that!
tyr0sine@mander.xyz 59 minutes ago
Insulation is insulation! ^_^