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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  approved

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ya’ll joke but I’m old enough to remember how fucking annoying it was when the dinosaurs were around. The fuckers shat everywhere, just like a gigantic gaggle of geese, but some of those assholes were big enough that their poop was basically the size of a goose. Sometimes they’d poop right where we made our stone tools and we’d have to spend days depooping, just absolute days wasted doing that.

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  • Iloveyurianime@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was the dino in that era i can confirmed that happened but i will apologize as i wasnt able to hold it in anymore

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  • BigTurd@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    that’s right. I was there then, and I am still here now.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pleased to meet you, hope I guessed your name

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• pageflight@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thought I recognized the style — credit to xkcd. Please cite your source / sorry if I missed it!

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• kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I look forward to having a dinosaur friend

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  • knacht1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They’re living in the trees now…

    You can buy dinosaur food on Amazon.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just fuck our shit up, fam.

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• smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s where MH370 went missing…

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You saying that pilot was trying to bring back the dinosaurs?

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m not not saying that…

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• Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shit that’s near me. Can’t wait to have a pet pterosaur

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  • Rugnjr@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Where do you live!? Cocos islands?

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    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wikipedia tells me Cocos Island is in the pacific, off the coast of Costa Rica

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  australia and indonesia will feel a 1mil high tidal wave first.

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• Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  JURASSIC PARK:

  ARMAGEDDON

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• LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i thought this was an Iran targeting U.S. bases in the Indian ocean meme

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