The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
Share your poops!
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 1 year ago
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 year ago
The obvious reason is they’ve had enough of your shit.
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
boletus@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Maybe drop the embed…
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Do not shit in the air like a god
Are there any other ways?
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Super Doodie!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I remember ratemypoo.com being open in like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Same, that shit was hilarious (pun intended).
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down…
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Papa does. He promised me I’d inherit them along with grandpa’s old log books.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Aye but how much did you need to spend on billboards to share that information with the world?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
and call our families midst particularly draining ones
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 year ago
You mean writing on paper? Like cave people?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?
notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Playing the game “the binding of Isaac” in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like “wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat’s dead body last” or “hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave”
frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social 1 year ago
Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now with SmartPipe integration
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that’s one of the best ones for sure.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
SmartPipeSmartPoopFTFY
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Reclaim your anus
Oh god
chocrates@piefed.world 1 year ago
I'm a fuckin weirdo I'd love to send my shit stats to my friends
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
chocrates@piefed.world 1 year ago
Thanks! I'm a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 year ago
3 am. Bristol stool scale type 5 with a little belly ache after having a bad dream.
tauonite@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mood
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Shitter
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What problem does this app solve?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think it’s useful for people with Crohn’s and IBS so that they can track their BMs for health reasons.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s the hot new social media site, Shitter.
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Satire is dead this was 10 years ago…
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!
bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
Etterra@discuss.online 1 year ago
Monkeys have achieved the impossible.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.
It always felt like it belonged there
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
…more fruit?
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I want to personally share my poops with some unwilling participant billionaires if possible. I’m not actively pursuing this wish, but if it happened, yeah, why not?
blargle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Gotta find something to use that poop cam on your smart toilet for, I guess
klobuerschtler@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What a literal shit show
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
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