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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “We’re sorry. You’ve used all of your brake hours for the month. Please pay $59.99 for the next 10 braking hours.

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  • blargle@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ⚠️Verification fluid critically low. Please add 4oz. authentic Mercedes-Benz Verification Fluid to start.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you made your maxximum steering wheels left and right turns this month, x/month.

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    • jxk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What a ripoff, they are forcing me to refill my left and right turns even though only my right turns are empty

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• potoo22@programming.dev ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s a safety hazard… Which means the break subscription plan isn’t optional. It’s mandatory. And you can only use the Mercedes authorized break pads, as third party breaks would present a safety hazard and are thus illegal. Failure to remain on the Mercedes Safe Subscription package will result in the forfeiture of you vehicle.

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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am surprised there is no DRM “approved” OEM brake pads. You already have to plug your brake pads in for the brake pad wear sensor for some cars. Wouldn’t be a stretch to run another wire and have a chip to identify itself so you can “keep yourself safe” by using OEM pads.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Brake” is in the original post twice.

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• Cataphract@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does anyone else get a weird optical illusion like movement or something like that? My brain went into like a half second panic mode when I scrolled by it while it was enlarged.

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    motion blur baby!

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• CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No plz. Don’t give them more ideas…

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “advanced auto driving” are already usually packaged as a subscription, just a matter of time before auto braking common on newer cars is moved to the subscription tier

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      or locking the WHEEL til you pay for subscritions.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually no, I want to see which company can actually be persuaded to do this. Judging by how things are going I think we need to find a way to make an AI suggest it.

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    • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My money would be on BMW

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• 6nk06@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Speeding in a traffic jam under the rain? A subscription won’t save your brain.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least you got the windshield package. Most other cars come with the webcam view only. Pretty laggy.

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