N. 5
Submitted 10 months ago by ekZepp@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Signtist@bookwyr.me 10 months ago
SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Loo Bega - Man, blew a No. 5
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
salty_chief@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”
Me *Points to porta-john
Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is not my favorite “Doctor Who” episode.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Spicy food will do that
Greddan@feddit.org 10 months ago
Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.
tryitout@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…
s@piefed.world 10 months ago
He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 months ago
FukuShrimpA
mtpender@piefed.social 10 months ago
In the immortal words of Kenny
“This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”
TheBat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?
jj4211@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Johnny Five?
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All shot together with five apparently. 💥
herrvogel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.
Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
TARDISSHARTDIS
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I told the woman at the counter😢😢😢 low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Trump tower in a just world
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Why do I love this form of modern art?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
King of the Shit post.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?
dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire
doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Went mumbo jumbo?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Someone had a giant blue.
Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Too many White Castles
msage@programming.dev 10 months ago
Chanel?
OZFive@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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Ste41th@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Such a good film